He’s perfect in every way except......

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He refers to my vagina as my “Mary”

Mary

MARY

AIBU to cut my losses and run? 🤔

It's better than twinky

Oh jeez. My husband calls mine all sorts of random names. His latest one is ‘midge’ which I hate. But I hate any names for it other than it’s correct name - I cringe at anything else 🤢

Yeah, we need to understand the context... I mean you say he keeps saying it. How often do you talk about it?

There are a lot of worse names he could use!!! It’s a very polite one though. As I’ve seen a few say already, tell him to stop n maybe agree on another? If not, close your ears 😊

people seem to be losing their minds over this. Unless his mum, or ex girlfriend are called Mary, I'd just encourage him to call it something else. Honestly, if he's perfect other than this don't let him go!!!

Why are people calling it anything?? I can't recall my husband ever referring to it by any name! 😕

I know quite a few people who call it their Mary - I call it a Katie!
My eldest daughter calls it a foo foo. 🤷🏼‍♀️

LTB.

It seems to slip out?

Text him
“ this a Mary, put a Jonny on Joseph and get over here Fast “

Sarah Millican calls it her spam folder. Can't get better than that for a nickname

Scary Mary? Hairy Mary?

Mine is a rosebud, and no, "Citizen Kane" was not my Mum's favourite film 😂 would take too long to explain why she called it this, totally non-sexual though. I once had great sex with a man who called his penis Angus. Couldn't bear to look at him again, that was my favourite uncle's name 😲. I trained as a nurse, a much used expression on the Care of the Elderly wards was "let's put some sugar on your cookie", when after drying, talc was used. Never heard it before, couldn't stop laughing the first time.

I worked with a woman who called it her juicy 🤮

I’ve called it the V-Zone since Bodyform came out with it

I know a song about that.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?

As long as he knows what to do with her, relax!

Mine has always been a Kitty!

My husband has 100s of names for mine. Axe wound or pasty are the main ones 😂😂 thankfully he doesn’t really speak much DTD so I’ve never experienced this😂

juicy ! That’s so grim.

My friend’s partner used to call hers The Black Hole which I thought was quite offensive.

But worst of all someone once referred to mine as his ‘little jammy dodger.” As if my vagina was filled with jam? That didn’t last.

Auntie Mary
Had a canary
Up the leg of her drawers
When she was sleeping
I was peeping
Up the leg of her drawers...

Rugby boys used to sing this on the school bus.

Oh don't, I knew a man who used to sing that Auntie Mary song, he was so stupid. Not my man I'm happy to say!

Can't wait to slip my Joseph into your Mary.

Just make sure Jesus doesn't pop out nine months later!

‘Mary’ is a common one, I’ve heard it a lot. Also ‘Auntie Mary’!! He’s not from Merseyside by any chance?

I guess it's better than:

Beef taco (my wife hates that one)
Stench Trench
Clunge
Axe wound

Or the silly quaint foof (really??), foofoo or the weirdest one I've heard Tuppence

Omg I saw someone who did this... dumped him (for many other things too equally as cringe making ) 🤷‍♀️

Oh god I would have to tell him to stop calling it that 🤣