He’s perfect in every way except......

[Yourblogness]

He refers to my vagina as my “Mary”

Mary

MARY

AIBU to cut my losses and run? 🤔

The whole sentence he used would have been a complete turn off for me. Then again, I’m not a fan of dirty talk, i find it cringe rather than sexy.

I once had great sex with a man who called his penis Angus.

This made me laugh out loud.

The old lady I used to look after used to use this term. Used to make me roar with laughter when she said it as I'd never heard it before. She's 91. She would say "don't forget to wash my Mary"

Don't blame 'oop north' it is more likely to be from 'darn sarf', as northern men don't need to talk about it.

Stillfunny my version
Auntie Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers
When she farted it departed to a round of applause.

Hairy Mary is not a unique name, he is being U for not being more creative.

Mary, Mungo and Midge.

If your a child of the 70's, you might remember this kids t.v show.

He could stick Mungo in Mary.

Don't run, drive it's faster!
Ask him to stop that, it's fecking ridiculous and you don't like it. If he refuses, LTB.,

He must be irish

And you are perfect apart from?

Get him to look up Kevin Bloody Wilsons song -"You cant say cunt in Canada" for a few suggestions of what "Mary" might be renamed to