He’s perfect in every way except......

[Yourblogness]

He refers to my vagina as my “Mary”

Mary

MARY

AIBU to cut my losses and run? 🤔

I spent most of yesterday vomiting with a sickness bug. This thread has brought it all back.

Gay men use Muscle Mary to mean a stacked gay hunk. (or they did in San Francisco in the 70s, according to Armistead Maupin)

There was a local fb chat recently about what do your teach your toddler girl to call her vulva, and amazing number of people said to call it a ‘mary’ or a ‘mini’ (can’t remember the other couple of names that people seemed to use).

I’ve never heard of this before but apparently it’s very common. Seems to depend on regional background etc. So it’s not just your bloke being weird.

I'd put money on this 'perfect' man having a similar Madonna/Whore complex. Time will tell.. Such an overreaction. Yes , “your Mary feels so good” is a cringe thing to say, but I’m sure that there isn’t any universally accepted way of rephrasing that sentence! I imagine that his previous partner was more prudish than you OP, and preferred Mary to pussy/snatch/alternatives. At least he isn’t saying “your noo noo feels so goooood”.

He is northern!

And doesn’t have girls, so possibly is referring back to childhood knowledge of vaginal nicknames.

There’s nothing wrong with cunt and/or pussy

Call his own is wormy.

Penis not own ffs.

new . This thread was comedy gold anyway, but now I’ve read the rest of it in a Scouse accent and am holding back tears.

My liverpoolian friend calls it hairy Mary.

“Your Mary feels so good tonight”

Maybe you could respond, "Why don't you keep your comments to yourself as I am asking you to fuck it, not review it for Trip Advisor"

Mary Hinge?

Mary mary quite contrary, how does your lady garden grow?

With coks 'n all, large n' small..

I'll err, get me coat;!

"Why don't you keep your comments to yourself as I am asking you to fuck it, not review it for Trip Advisor"

I always thought it was specific to (some) Irish people, short for hairy mary!

Actually Mary for vagina is used in certain parts of the country, eg. east Midlands. Usually by much older people, including women, and sometimes those with an old-fashioned catholic background. So I wouldn't be too upset to be honest.....

Tbh even the words pussy/clunge/fanny would put me off while dtd. pussy largely because I have a cat whom I regularly call pussy cat, plunge sounds weird and fanny makes me feel like a teenager again. Honestly never thought of what word would sound right in the context of dtd apart from cunt. Hmmm..

My Nanny used to call it a ‘Mary’

This post has just made me very nostalgic about the daft things she used to say so thank you for that, at least it’s little things like this make me miss her the most!

There’s nothing wrong with cunt and/or pussy

I like pussy, I detest cunt. It's used to denigrate, offend, belittle and revile everything female. I don't accept the term from any man including my husband.

Strange
Perhaps start referring to his penis as your little lamb?

My sisters grew up with 'front bottoms'. Can't see that going down well while dtd

Mind you it's always a bit of a tricky one in a new relationship, using the wrong word can have very disappointing consequences.

This thread is hilarious 🤣
I have never heard of Mary for a vagina before!

“Snog Mary avoid?” Might be your DH’s daily dilemma?

I tell people on the Baby Name forum that Mary is slang for vagina and they don’t believe me.

I once named an ex’s dick Mr Pink as a joke.

We've known it as a Mary. A hairy mary!

In my family we call it a Peggy.

I think Mary is fine but I wouldn't want it referred to as that while DTD. Also, why on earth would you? Have you thought about putting a sock in his mouth?

It's mini in our house. However, I would not be referring to it as that during sex as that would be feckin weird.