The name Nausea

[Tombliwho]

Indulge me... DH and I have enjoyed ourselves today thinking of random words that could be names A bit like when Uncle Fester said Dementia was a beautiful name. DH thinks Nausea could be lovely.

I know a guy called killjoy

Influenza is pretty

Mattress. Kind of a female version of Matt.

Wayne Kerr

Has no one suggested Saliva?

Or the triplets Maura, Maureen and Morose.. .

Paracetamol would also make a lovely name.

Cannula
Garbanzo
Bench

Fellatio

My cousin was really upset she didn't have a girl as she wanted to call her Polly-Esther!

I think Alien is a nice sounding name

It is a bona fide name in Holland; pronounced Aleen.

When I was pg with dd I wanted to call her Narcissa or Anemone. Fortunately the Baby Names board talked me out of it.

Ds is Gus, and people often ask what it’s short for. I like to tell them Gusset.

Areola

@PositiveVibez I once taught a girl whose name was Labia. It wasn't pronounced the same though.

Seratonin ... very pretty girls name 😃

Triplets: Fergus, Angus and Fungus

I can't think of any names but this thread has made me giggle loads

Talipes - Girl (Tally for short)

Gabapentin (boy I thought, but could be a girl)

Hephaestus (boy)

My son (age 3) wanted to name his new baby sibling ‘Helicopter’.

Helicopter would be very cool

Periscope and Horizon have come to mind for some reason.

Billie-Reuben Is a nice name. They check your bilirubin levels a lot in hospital. I jokingly said I was going to name my son that and the midwife had a look of horror on her face!

I know a Banjo. Since then I have wondered if I could name a child doorknob or some other random object like Fidle, Lawnmower, or Bagpipe?

Bidet? Such a nice meaning on Google too....

As a child I had an orthodontist called Mr. Tartar.

@MyMessyHouse I met a Syria.

I think Lucifer has a nice sound. Doesn't sound evil, unlike Beelzebub.

@DontCallMeShitley I worked in a school where there was a little boy called Anus it was pronounced differently though like a nus. I didn't know that though when doing the register haha poor kid. There was also a lovely Indian girl in the same class called Pooja. . We had quite a few laughs that year.

I always thought Melina would be a lovely girls name. It’s the medical word for black coloured poo...