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Can anyone tell me what Mads Mikkelsen smells like?

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ThighThighOfthigh · 27/12/2019 15:05

I think he'd wear Aramis. Who has smelled a celeb and what did they smell of?

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ThighThighOfthigh · 27/12/2019 15:06

And i then voted YANBU for myself Grin

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Sh0na · 27/12/2019 15:08

Han lugter af mig :D :D
og Heineken.

NomDeQwerty · 27/12/2019 15:08

Hmm. I don't think he'd be as predictable as that so maybe....Parma Violets?

ThighThighOfthigh · 27/12/2019 15:10

No way would he smell of Heineken. Possibly leather and cigars.

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ThighThighOfthigh · 27/12/2019 15:12

He wouldn't smell of you, Shona. He's crazy about me, he just hides it really, really well. Even from himself.

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ThighThighOfthigh · 27/12/2019 15:14

What about a scent called 'Man Wood'? There's bound to be one.

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TheNamesBond · 27/12/2019 15:19

Obviously, he smells of Mouchoir de monsieur. (Gentleman’s handkerchief)
It’s by Guerlain.

Perfume notes:

Mouchoir De Monsieur' marries citrusy freshness and the vivaciousness of aromatic notes with the subtlety of a fougre accord. Eau de toilette fuses head notes of lavender, bergamot and verbena with heart notes of rose, jasmine and neroli finishing with base notes of fern harmony, patchouli, vanilla and iris.

😂 at “man wood”

ThighThighOfthigh · 27/12/2019 15:31

Perhaps he smells like the inside of a laquered box, a hint of cedar, aoud, leather, whiskey. Perhaps a hint of fresh willy.

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iklboo · 27/12/2019 15:34

Camay or Imperial Leather soap

flyingspaghettimonster · 27/12/2019 15:36

Rien by etat libre d'orange

HomerDancing · 27/12/2019 15:37

Fresh Willy!!! GrinGrinGrinGrin

TheHumansAreDefinitelyDead · 27/12/2019 15:38

He smells of woodland, earth and warmth

I thought he was my secret crush, all alone (with maybe half of Denmark)

WombleOfTheThighs · 27/12/2019 15:45

Why am I not surprised by the OP's ID? Grin

AmIthechristmasfairy · 27/12/2019 16:10

I don't know him but after googling his pic, I reckon he smells of lemon

ThighThighOfthigh · 27/12/2019 16:26

Hey Womble.

Sunshine and pipe tobacco.

Now Tom Hardy, on the other hand, smells of old jizz and bad breath.

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RuffleCrow · 27/12/2019 16:30

Just googled him. He scares me. I think he'd smell like liver.

PrincessHoneysuckle · 27/12/2019 16:32

Peppermint and soap

Deadringer · 27/12/2019 16:34

Surgical spirits

ThighThighOfthigh · 27/12/2019 16:34

Coal tar soap, a tiny whiff of Dettol to cover the underlying hint of willy.

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ThighThighOfthigh · 27/12/2019 16:35

Surgical spirits?! He's not a lunatic.

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7Days · 27/12/2019 16:38

Cold air and fresh tobacco

Deadringer · 27/12/2019 16:40

I just see him as Hannibal. I imagine him constantly cleaning his surgical equipment to get rid of the smell of blood. He's not a lunatic yet his name is Mads. Smile

HoomanMoomin · 27/12/2019 16:42

Definitely some tobacco notes in there. It’s non negotiable.

ThighThighOfthigh · 27/12/2019 16:56

He wouldn't wear Tom Ford, he's too cool. How about Cristalle by Chanel? A cucumbery scent.

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1forAll74 · 27/12/2019 17:02

Danish people like fish and pork, so probably smell like Sea bass or Cod, in the day time, and Pork Scratchings for a sexy evening on the town,

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