Can anyone tell me what Mads Mikkelsen smells like?

[ThighThighOfthigh]

I think he'd wear Aramis. Who has smelled a celeb and what did they smell of?

Do me! Do me!

My money is on Andy Tauer's Lonesome Rider.
Clean citrus, spices, leather, sandalwood, and heady ambergris.

I can do it!! I don't need to look it up!! Gimme the hose!

Oh dear i can feel my arse ring tightening right up. It's not ready! It's not ready!

We need lube! Grab some of Thighs posh marg! She had at least 2 tubs in her fridge.

I've got the posh marg, i was going to bring a cucumber to ease things along, but there's none in there now!

There's 2 cucumbers, 4 tubs of luxury marge.

Oh, so you've put the cucumbers back now, have you? They weren't there a minute ago.

She's been busy with them having a 'massage' !

How’s Brian, Thigh?

Did the massage take place in Hull Thigh?

Is giving Mads Mikkelsen an enema a sexual fantasy of yours Thigh? This is hilarious

Lushers I think an part of him would be acceptable! Even his inner rectum!

I had not previously considered giving MM an enema. But I'll do it.

Another part of his anatomy that I have a fetish for is his hands ... they are lush too and look manly and veiny mmmmmm

I do wish he wouldn't weep after sex though, i suppose it's because he loves me so much

Perhaps his veiny hands are actually chillblained and the heat from your hot sex causes him to suffer excruciating pain in them?

He definitely smells of me now
Mwaha ha ha bishes!

PoshMarge reveal your true identity at once!!

And this is why you should never just read the last page of a thread.

This thread made my day :D

Slight side-step but only slight as we're still in Denmark. Why is Viggo Mortensen only attractive when he looks like he'd stink of four week old sweat? Why?? If he's clean he's doing nothing for me.