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Can anyone tell me what Mads Mikkelsen smells like?

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ThighThighOfthigh · 27/12/2019 15:05

I think he'd wear Aramis. Who has smelled a celeb and what did they smell of?

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ThighThighOfthigh · 27/12/2019 18:17

Mrshye can you go through your contacts and quizz everyone re the smell of MM?

He doe not smell of chianti! How dare you!

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ThighThighOfthigh · 27/12/2019 18:20

A hint of early winter morning and crackling log fire

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WombleOfTheThighs · 27/12/2019 18:56

He probs smells like pink grapefruit Zoflora. Or summat.

barearsedloverofthigh · 27/12/2019 19:23

Mads Mikkelsen smells of my jizz. FACT.

ForalltheSaints · 27/12/2019 19:28

What a weird thread! I realised I have confused him with Lars his brother who was excellent in Borgen.

HairyDogsOfThigh · 27/12/2019 19:34

He smells of my bed linen, shall i send him round to you now I've finished with him? Grin

AlistairSim · 27/12/2019 19:37

Formaldehyde.
True fact.

ThighThighOfthigh · 27/12/2019 19:43

He does not smell of formaldehyde! He's not dead, although his skin is a little stretched on his face.

You two, see me after class you slatterns.

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ThighThighOfthigh · 27/12/2019 19:44

Actually 3 of you now! Get back to Thighland.

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ThighThighOfthigh · 27/12/2019 19:45

Saints his brother Lars smells of bicycle pumps. Fact.

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ThighThighOfthigh · 27/12/2019 19:46

Shirley Ballas smells of Youth Dew.

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PixiKitKat · 27/12/2019 19:47

I had a sex dream about him once Blush

ThighThighOfthigh · 27/12/2019 19:51

Pixi me too. Me and MM were getting it on and his wife walked in, picked up my bra, read the label and left. We carried on.

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ThighThighOfthigh · 27/12/2019 19:53

Motsi would wear Poison, original formulation.

Both Craig and Bruno wear Drakkar Noir, a shared bottle.

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ThighThighOfthigh · 27/12/2019 19:54

Esben Smed Jensen wears TCP.

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DoOneAlready · 27/12/2019 20:01

I don't care what he smells like. I surrender Grin

YoTheGinPussyOfStMawesOnThigh · 27/12/2019 20:02

He smells like wet dog with a hint of decaying seaweed. Fact.

ShinyNewNameTimeAgain · 27/12/2019 20:05

I think he’d smell of wax jackets and blacksmiths and old books. Clean versions of all obviously.

WombleOfTheThighs · 27/12/2019 20:06

He smells of your bra, Thigh, cos that's where you tuck him when you need a break from shagging. Then the Thisters have a turn while he's in there with us.

AloneLonelyLoner · 27/12/2019 20:07

Ahhhhh he's beautiful (but then 99.9% of Danes are). I reckon a mix of Fahrenheit and pine trees.

With top notes of pheromones.

Netty909 · 27/12/2019 20:07

I remember reading on another thread that a lucky person met him in a coffee shop And hugged him! I’m sure they said he smelled fantastic

Butteredtoast55 · 27/12/2019 20:10

I think this might be the weirdest thread I’ve read Wink

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 27/12/2019 20:12

My immediate response was that he would smell of Vicks Vaporub

Luxplus · 27/12/2019 20:18

I've met him Blush to be fair, I'm Danish and use to work in marketing so met quite a few of Danish actors. Can't remember what he smelled of but do remember him being nice, friendly, polite and funny.

Junie70 · 27/12/2019 20:19

Who cares what he smells like...........

He'd have me at Hello.

Grin
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