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Can anyone tell me what Mads Mikkelsen smells like?

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ThighThighOfthigh · 27/12/2019 15:05

I think he'd wear Aramis. Who has smelled a celeb and what did they smell of?

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PhilomenaChristmasPie · 02/01/2020 15:30

I can't find it now Thigh, and I posted it, so as long as no one internet stalks me... try searching @TeyaTheElf

barearsedloverofthigh · 02/01/2020 18:01

Damn all sex idols HAVE to be kept in squalid conditions to keep them at peak attractiveness.

For a couple organs slung our way we can acquire your Viggo and make sure he's filthy dirty and dripping in blood, jizz, vom, pooh particles sweat, ready for you to shag senseless.

SilverSurfer2020 · 02/01/2020 18:19

Why is Viggo Mortensen only attractive when he looks like he'd stink of four week old sweat? Why?? If he's clean he's doing nothing for me.

He's pretty scrubbed up in a History of Violence and still sexy (?)

Littlegoth · 02/01/2020 23:35

@ThighThighOfthigh just saw your reply - I met him at a collectormania autograph convention. He was lovely and I got a big hug. He was pleased that I didn’t ask if he was going to be in another Bind film (lots of people were asking and he was irritated because obviously that wouldn’t be possible) - if you’ve seen Casino Royale you know why!)

Damntheman · 03/01/2020 07:27

I'll check that out Silver Surfer! Pro tip ;)

barearsedloverofthigh · 05/01/2020 22:53

Mads Mikkelsen smells like freshly ironed and folded sockpuppets!

ThighThighofthigh · 06/01/2020 17:52

Freshly ironed balls

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PoshMarge · 06/01/2020 21:54

Hey danglytassleofthigh!

Actually I’m off to butter this guy up... Matthias Schoenaerts...
he’s the apple to my crumble... and other allusions to culinary delights!

Can anyone tell me what Mads Mikkelsen smells like?
DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 07/01/2020 14:09

Pwoooooorrrr!! Take me with you!!

(Is that you Arse?)

PoshMarge · 14/01/2020 20:40

No, I am not the Arse of which you speak DanglyTofT.

You don’t think Mads smells of Rollmops, or worse yet, Lutefisk do you?
True, he’s plenty salty, but lutefisk would be just too much!

I think Matt might smell of strudels, and warm spices, and pine wood tables.

Highonpotandused · 14/01/2020 21:11

Mads smelled Benedict Cumberbatch and said:

"He didn’t smell at all. He smelled well; he had a very nice odour."

ThighThighofthigh · 15/01/2020 05:13

Arse you are a weird hippy, let's elope! Hmm

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