Can anyone tell me what Mads Mikkelsen smells like?

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I think he'd wear Aramis. Who has smelled a celeb and what did they smell of?

I do think he reads MN and will be delighted that we want to smell him.

How could he have assaulted a previous partner? He was about 4 when he met his wife.

That was about Michael Fassbender - slight detail between Sh0na and myself - apologies.

That all depends wether he's found his way to Thighland and has seen how we keep Esben in our dungeon.

If he has, i'll bet he's stinking of fear induced sweat and farts. He's smart enough to know you'll never be satisfied with just smelling him.

He can run but he can't hide!! I can SMELL him!!

I smell the fear sharts! DANGLY! bring the rope! The BIG one.

Mads YOU WHORE you will be MINE mwa ha ha ha

I've got the rope Thigh, it's fucking enormous!

We need bait! What can we put into the cage that he can't resist?

I know!! Put your lipstick on and get in Thigh ! Look alluring!

Alluring? Fuck, do i need to look winsome too?

DANGLY quickly! Tie it round his willy!

Yes and sexy!

Oh bugger it, ok pass me his cock!

It has to be a granny knot Dangly for knobs, nice and secure 🔐

Oh ok!

It got weird, didn't it?

To make it less weird, I’d like to guess that he smells of bracing wind, a clean empty glass bottle and own brand cornflakes.

Bacon (from the Landrace breed of pig).

Bracing wind i agree with also the bark of a sundrenched lime tree, plus a whiff of hot dog.

Could we lure him in with saltpork and Danish pastries do you think? Or does he have slightly more refined taste than that?

Can’t Dangly switch her halo on or something & lure him in with the light?

Shiny Mads isn't refined, his working class roots I do viener brod, saltpork and Heineken is his milieu.

Empress she could switch her halo on but where's the fun in that when she has 2 machetes, a mace and a lasoo?

Empress she could switch her halo on but where's the fun in that when she has 2 machetes, a mace and a lasoo?

Empress I'm gonna hunt him down, like a Leopard circling a Wildebeest!

I hope you don't mind, I've just posted this on Twitter with a tag to JackSepticEye, as Mads Mikkelsen is in Death Stranding, which is a game that he really loves.

Zoinks!!