Can anyone tell me what Mads Mikkelsen smells like?

[ThighThighOfthigh]

I think he'd wear Aramis. Who has smelled a celeb and what did they smell of?

Something woody, manly and delicious by Tom Ford. He's so sexy x

Yes, he is gorgeous but he assaulted a previous partner. And anything that police hear about is always the tip of the iceberg (IMO)

I think you're right.

And he has an air of ... malevolence (?) about him.

@Sh0na native Dane here, she speaks very good Danish (to be fair most nordics understand each other) but I can definitely hear she's not native. But that's not a criticism of her language skill because Danish is a difficult language to master.

He gives me the heebie jeebies. It's those tiny eyes I think.

For those who haven’t seen A Royal Affair, do so. Quickly.

Mark Kermode said it should have won a load of Oscars & he’s right. Mads is gorgeous, but the film itself is outstanding.

His brother, Lars was “TROELS!” in The Killing....sexiest mayor the world has ever seen.

I've just seen this thread!!

It's like a blooming Yankee Candle shop in here!

I think he smells of Monster Munch!

I’m going to say Green Irish Tweed and fear.

I think he smells of a mixture of head and shoulders, sex and piss.

I think he smells of the sea.

Does he smell of crab paste Kit?

Hmm of moss and lichen and rock and ozone and snow and cedar and charcoal

Thanks @Luxplus :-)

Dangly Definitely not! He is clearly NOT a man to smell like a crustacean. He smells of fresh sea air and salt.

I enjoy being helpful so I asked my good friend who has met him dozens of times. She advises that he always smells of cigarettes and really nice aftershave, and it is goooooood.

He's also really nice.

I hope this helps.

Oh Thigh look! He smells of fags and aftershave!! He is definitely the man for you!!

We must capture him!!

Well, when we’re finished with him he’ll be smelling of chloroform and an awful lot of mumsnetters.

Shiny 😂

He looks like an alcoholic Brian Cox 🤷‍♂️

Luxplus Could you meet him again please and sniff him for us?

@Welshmaenad

Can you tell him we would really like to know WHICH aftershave please? Thank you.

Also, would he like some no strings sex?

How could he have assaulted a previous partner? He was about 4 when he met his wife.

Mark Radcliffe smelt bloody gorgeous. Don’t know what it was, but it smelt lemony and musky and expensive.

I imagine if he's got wind of this thread he'll be smelling strongly of fear right now.

Hmm, confident cock of the head, obligatory floppy strands of hair, stunning facial bones, slightly sneery mouth... Got it: the man smells of Self-Satisfaction from the Male Ego range.

Can you tell he's not my type? 😄