I went to Aldi today and I bought...

[ConorMcGregorsChin]

It's Tuesday night. Brexit and other awful stuff dominates the news. Cheer me up please and tell me what you have bought from the aisle of randomness.

I went in today for Bread and Milk. And came out with a glue gun and a pair of swimming goggles (Damn you, DD)

I'm of a certain age. I remember the Victoria Wood sketch where she said if you can't get me a raspberry yoghurt, get me something else. So her friend got her a meat and potato pie...

I'm a manager at Aldi and 'Specialbuys' /aisles of shite are my job 😂😂 I spend so much money when I'm getting it ready to put out or when things get reduced and I NEED them 🙈

@TipsyToasty that's exactly me!
Where's my milk...?

Went for icing sugar.

Bought a mini burger press (not sure why tbh), a slime kit and a book for DS and a load of the nice chocolate with the mini bars inside..

RedForShort

went to Aldi today for Bread and Milk, and came out with:
a glue gun
a pair of swimming goggles (Damn you, DD)
a dinghy
a packet of lentil crisps
garden furniture
an aromatherapy diffuser
a blowtorch
a massive brown dog bed for our very small dog
a pair of hiking boots
A pillow shaped like a Paw Patrol dog
A box of make your own mermaid slime
A pirate kite
a sliding mitre saw

And a new pet bed....

@Gem89415 it must be so hard to resist the bargains.
I used to work in a place where I easily spent my wages!

sorrysorrysorry, I would sleep in that pet bed!
very good RedForShort !

and GEM89415, when are the copper pans coming back, eh?eh?

went to Aldi today for Bread and Milk, and came out with:
a glue gun
a pair of swimming goggles (Damn you, DD)
a dinghy
a packet of lentil crisps
garden furniture
an aromatherapy diffuser
a blowtorch
a massive brown dog bed for our very small dog
a pair of hiking boots
A pillow shaped like a Paw Patrol dog
A box of make your own mermaid slime
A pirate kite
a sliding mitre saw
a new pet bed
A mini burger press
A slime kit and a book

And...

A tool set. I thought it looked useful, until DP told me it was a bit niche (i.e. a set of wrench things intended for plumbers).

I bought my niece today from Aldi, a wetsuit. I went in for biscuits but to be fair I did say I would get her one.

I only go to Lidl to browse the middle aisle. I once bought DH a heated car seat that was 2/3 off. He threw it away.

Got my best ever mixing bowls there: perfectly designed, set of 3 for £4. I love them & if I ever saw them again I'd buy a set each for everyone I know.

and may I ask what in god's name is 'mermaid slime'?

Went for cheap beer.

Came out with a hall shoe rack

Wine, spaghetti, garlic bread ...... 2 large bubble wands - Barbie and Lion King!

went to Aldi today for Bread and Milk, and came out with:
a glue gun
a pair of swimming goggles (Damn you, DD)
a dinghy
a packet of lentil crisps
garden furniture
an aromatherapy diffuser
a blowtorch
a massive brown dog bed for our very small dog
a pair of hiking boots
A pillow shaped like a Paw Patrol dog
A box of make your own mermaid slime
A pirate kite
a sliding mitre saw
a new pet bed
A mini burger press
A slime kit and a book
A set of felt-tips for each DD that I didn't realise were permanent markers until they'd coloured themselves in.

A bought a glue gun, two tie dye kits and a jar of marshmallow fluff

Well clearly it's not just me

C,mon people, play the game....

went to Aldi today for Bread and Milk, and came out with:
a glue gun
a pair of swimming goggles (Damn you, DD)
a dinghy
a packet of lentil crisps
garden furniture
an aromatherapy diffuser
a blowtorch
a massive brown dog bed for our very small dog
a pair of hiking boots
A pillow shaped like a Paw Patrol dog
A box of make your own mermaid slime
A pirate kite
a sliding mitre saw
a new pet bed
A mini burger press
A slime kit and a book

And...

Went in yesterday for a weekly shop (whilst on holiday in France) and came out with a cuddly banana we've since named Eric

went to Aldi today for Bread and Milk, and came out with:
a glue gun
a pair of swimming goggles (Damn you, DD)
a dinghy
a packet of lentil crisps
garden furniture
an aromatherapy diffuser
a blowtorch
a massive brown dog bed for our very small dog
a pair of hiking boots
A pillow shaped like a Paw Patrol dog
A box of make your own mermaid slime
A pirate kite
a sliding mitre saw
a new pet bed
A mini burger press
A slime kit and a book
A tool set
A wet suit
A heated car seat
Some mixing bowls
A shoe rack
And 3 more kites (to add to the 2 I had already bought 😆)

I went to Lidl for cashew nuts and came out with a hairdryer and a set of two chopping boards (it probably goes without saying that I already have these items at home)

Hanging bird feeder in the shape of a mushroom but almost came out with a blow up canoe

Husband went up for milk and came back with milk (good man) a fresh pizza base, Buffalo mozzarella and some slug pellets

went to Aldi today for Bread and Milk, and came out with:
a glue gun
a pair of swimming goggles (Damn you, DD)
a dinghy
a packet of lentil crisps
garden furniture
an aromatherapy diffuser
a blowtorch
a massive brown dog bed for our very small dog
a pair of hiking boots
A pillow shaped like a Paw Patrol dog
A box of make your own mermaid slime
A pirate kite
a sliding mitre saw
a new pet bed
A mini burger press
A slime kit and a book

And...

A meat mincer with big plans of making my own sausages......... never gonna happen.....

Twenty-four “farmhouse style” yoghurts (the ones in glass jars). They.are really good yoghurts but WTF do I do with all the jars?!

I need some sort of craft project...

Went in for milk.
Came out with a TV