NOOOO SOMETHING TERRIBLE JUST HAPPENED! **spider picture and baby****

[OoohOnly90CaloriesIllhave10]

Oh my fucking God a monster crawled across the baby as I was reading a book (called Unfollow Me, not ironic and recommended it's really good) and the light of the phone mean I saw this horrible hairy cunt crawl over my baby.

Squashed it dead and fuck where is the justice in life.
Drama all round.

Pray for us.

Forgot the fucking photos

I'm not 100% sure, but I think I might have died.

That is horrific.

OMFG

I FUCKING KNOW!

Good lord, what a whooper - luckily the baby won’t remember!

omg, that is massive, i probably would've been crying and panicing

It's fuckin ENORMOUS. That gave me the jitters. Bleugh!

Why in earth did you have to kill it? Couldn't you have just put it outside?

I would have pissed my pants if I were you. I'm not even that bothered by spiders but that is a monster!

UGHHH !

The stuff of nightmares !!

I will never understand why people kill things uneccessarily. Nits yep. Wasps yep. Fleas yep. Spiders not so much 😢

You're still alive. That spider is most definitely not.

EWW!!!!!!!! Jeeesus

I’m struggling to feel much sympathy given that you killed the poor thing. Soz.

I read your OP and was commencing cats bum that you killed a spider as I can't bear people doing that.

But then I scrolled down and saw the size of the damn thing.
Holy. Crap.
I mean. It was you or it. That thing would have taken your entire family.

Why did you kill it? It wasn't going to hurt the baby

Eurgh look at all the juice that came out of it! The big ones are much easier to catch and put outside though, didn't need to be killed. I don't even remove them from our house, they help with our moth infestation so are welcome guests imo

I'd kill it to. Gross

In an ideal world the OP would have put it out the window but most people would panic and kill the spider if it’s on the baby.

Poor spider, just minding its own business.
🕷

Me and the baby have had lumps over our arms every day. I haven't thought much of it - they are single lumps. Not doubles like a spider bite.

That doesn't sound like spiders does it?

To those saying “why did you kill it”
I assume motherly instinct played a big roll.

I remember the exact same thing but slightly bigger running all over my daughter in her crib when she was about 4-6 months old 😖😖😖

Hate to say it but the bumps, if they are like bites, are more likely to be bed bugs than spider bites.