Talking about money.
Mentioning how many bathrooms you have.
Wearing designer labels ostentatiously.
Grey rooms or, worse still, entirely grey houses.
Lots of pieces of jewellery worn at one time.
Leather sofas.
Bifold doors and ubiquitous kitchen extensions - so dull.
Family photographs in groups on walls.
Buying decorative objects to “match” usually grey decor.
Agonising over Farrow & Ball paint. It’s only a company not an oracle.
Leggings under little dresses a la White Stuff.
Liking musicals.
Not having masses of books. Kindle etc are not an equivalent because books are real and there in reality.
Jeans with fake holes etc. Very Emperor’s New Clothes.
Buying trashy magazines like Hello and the smaller versions.
Watching any reality tv.
Not being permitted to or wearing shoes indoors. Embarrassing.
Using a knife like a pen.
Leaving cutlery awry on a plate.
Putting a paper napkin onto your dirty plate after you have finished eating.
Saying “excetera” or writing ect.
Washing your car weekly.
And so much more...!