to think that if you're squeamish about chicken bones oral sex isn't your bag

[Dipdedickindetol]

There's a thread about whether it's ok to use chicken bones that have been gnawed to make stock. Cue lots of people expressing disgust.

So AIBU to think that if you find using old bones to make stock disgusting, you probably don't go down/give head/perform fellatio ?

If you do, in what way is that less disgusting? Or do you insist that your man dips his dick in Dettol so it's clean enough?

Reported.Weirdo

TAAT and weirdo

MNHQ can we have IJHFTDM (I’m just here for the deletion message) added to the official acronym list?

oh I agree, I give dhs dick a jolly good scrub with wire wool and hot water, a quick wipe with a dettol cloth and then we are good to go!

The thing being nobody gets that close to ils genitals do they??
Is school out already??

clutches pearls

I'm liking this. Random things that if you don't like, you probably won't like other completely unrelated things, either.

Like, if you don't like abseiling, you won't like rice pudding? Or if you don't like musicals, then you won't like popping bubblewrap?

If you’re getting chicken bones and oral sex mixed up, I feels pretty sorry for your partner

I boil his cock up with some old veg and a peppercorn, gets rid of the germs apparently.

I'm saying nowt. Its far too early in the morning

@Marvin

Fucksake

Love it!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bonkers thread!

Although I must say. "You must know some strange dicks"

Fuck me, i've not even had my coffee yet this morning

😂 Deletion message all the way

Not just here for the deletion message

Excellent point. I shall continue to consider it throughout the day.

What the hell do your genitals look like???

Eh? Think you’re doing it wrong OP...

It doesn't really follow, does it Baskerville?

It has reminded me of a very old thread though. Somebody was asking about whether they needed two mooncups so they could have one on the go and the other boiling. People were saying that was unnecessary and you could just rinse it, which the OP thought sounded very unhygienic (the word "disgusting" might have been used). Then somebody posted "I doubt you sterilise everything that goes up there, do you?" and it just tickled me. I was thinking of poor Mr OP having to get the Milton out before relations occurred!

I think the OP's getting their boners mixed up.

Surely it depends whos gnawed the chicken bones? So for example, if its your partner that you happily give oral sex to, no worries. What if it's your FIL or your great aunt Nora though that's been gnawing the bones! Does the fellatio analogy still hold up?

A Prince Albert piercing could withstand a chicken bone I suppose....