to think that if you're squeamish about chicken bones oral sex isn't your bag

[Dipdedickindetol]

There's a thread about whether it's ok to use chicken bones that have been gnawed to make stock. Cue lots of people expressing disgust.

So AIBU to think that if you find using old bones to make stock disgusting, you probably don't go down/give head/perform fellatio ?

If you do, in what way is that less disgusting? Or do you insist that your man dips his dick in Dettol so it's clean enough?

I see where you're coming from OP - my ex's dick did look a little like a gnawed chicken bone.

Who's gnawing on chicken bones? They're tiny, doesn't everyone just cut or pull the chicken off?

But yes, always thoroughly disinfect a penis before putting it on your mouth!

I feel so famous as I made the gnawing comment. Didn't mention oral sex at all.
Am also just posting for the deletion mrssage

I’m a vegan. Can you give me a plant based alternative to chicken bones, so that I can properly consider my answer?

Here for deletion but I kind of agree with you OP

I was thinking of poor Mr OP having to get the Milton out before relations occurred!

That takes the penis beaker to a whole new level.

I’m a vegan. Can you give me a plant based alternative to chicken bones, so that I can properly consider my answer?

More to the point, can the OP give your DP a meat-free alternative to his penis?

I vote you cut it off and replace it with a carrot, or a marrow if you're really feeling adventurous.

Marvin do you detach it first or make him squat over the stove?

What are your thoughts on mussels in white wine sauce OP?

whaaaaaaaat???????? hahahahaha

You know when an inappropriate meme suddenly seems appropriate?

That.

IJHFTDM!

IJHFTDM

Is this trying to be the new Penis Beaker thread?

What are your thoughts on mussels in white wine sauce OP

Love them but they land me in hospital (allergic to them).

Please don't delete. This has the makings of a classic. Lots of posters already getting into the spirit of it.

Both excellent suggestion WorraLiberty i look forward to Ann Summers launching their line of ethical ‘attachments’ soon!

a meat-free alternative to his penis?

Tempehnis in her Tofuf?

It's far too early to be doing quorn porn, soya later

Not a deletion message marker

IJHFTDM2

I insist on dipping my cock in the boiling stock pot, then it is both clean and tasty

is this trying to be the new Penis Beaker thread?

No, am intrigued by the double standard: people very unhappy to eat stock made with boiled (effectively sterilised) bones, but assumedly happy to put unsantised bits in mouth.

'Ethical attachments'

Wtf has chicken bones got to do with it ? 🤫

Is this really a thread about fellatio AND a chicken you can get six dinners off?