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to think that if you're squeamish about chicken bones oral sex isn't your bag

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Dipdedickindetol · 21/05/2019 09:07

There's a thread about whether it's ok to use chicken bones that have been gnawed to make stock. Cue lots of people expressing disgust.

So AIBU to think that if you find using old bones to make stock disgusting, you probably don't go down/give head/perform fellatio ?

If you do, in what way is that less disgusting? Or do you insist that your man dips his dick in Dettol so it's clean enough?

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BBInGinDrinking · 21/05/2019 19:42

I will never be able to look at those adverts - with the chef promoting Gnaw Cock Pots and Gnaw Cock Cubes - with a straight face ever again.

And as for Ahhh, Bisto? No wonder the parents looked so smug. It must've been a secret euphemism between them.

youkiddingme · 21/05/2019 19:44

Try as I might I just can't get DH THAT excited about chicken stock.
And I prefer NUT roast personally.

JaneJeffer · 21/05/2019 19:47

But how do you know MN majority is not squeamish about sucking cocks? They just don't talk about it, that's all. Maybe the silence itself implies a lot of prudishness,
Well it's hardly something you're going to start chatting casually about is it? "Hello, lovely weather, given any blow jobs lately?"

nocoolnamesleft · 21/05/2019 19:55

Do the bones come from the last chicken in the shop?

Justaboutawake · 21/05/2019 20:55

Well everything really does taste like chicken doesn’t it Grin
Reckon durex could have a new roast dinner/ homemade soup range in the making if they’re quick enough

StoppinBy · 21/05/2019 23:04

For me, the issue here (and the difference between the two) is that there is other people's spit on the chicken bones, yet when I give my husband a BJ it is only my spit on there........... so a non issue really.

The exception to this rule is when I randomly bring some other girl home and then because I don't want to get her spit on my mouth (ick, ick, ick) I take the first turn then she can have the next go, after that he will need to wash his dick before I am willing to have another go.

Odd I know but it's just the way I roll Blush

BloodyDisgrace · 22/05/2019 10:50

Dipdedickindetol
I'm not sure I'm up for being respectful of other people's disgust though. I can't imagine they're going to be awfully respectful of my lack of it!

Neither would I be respectful of someone's disgust if they deliberately show it. I'm ok with someone saying "No, I wouldn't do it" in a neutral way. But when they are "yuck!! boak! you are rank/disgusting" I'm like "get over yourself, love, and learn some manners"

Gravelface · 22/05/2019 11:09

I'm totally down with either type of bone OP. Brill thread

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