to think that if you're squeamish about chicken bones oral sex isn't your bag

[Dipdedickindetol]

There's a thread about whether it's ok to use chicken bones that have been gnawed to make stock. Cue lots of people expressing disgust.

So AIBU to think that if you find using old bones to make stock disgusting, you probably don't go down/give head/perform fellatio ?

If you do, in what way is that less disgusting? Or do you insist that your man dips his dick in Dettol so it's clean enough?

I’m with you Downunderduchess.

I’m vegan too, so I don’t like cock 🐔 but I love cock 🍆 😉

S1naidSucks

"I'd love to take you on a picnic ".

I’m vegan, I don’t swallow.

Apparently this is a genuine thread 😂

😂🤷‍♀️

🚗

Sharon?

I find bones disgusting as a veggie, but not boners. I happily devour those.

Is it Brian from Hull?

Worra 🤣

I really would advise against gnawing on your OHs dick like a chicken bone. They don't seem to like it.

I’d rather have the chicken bones any day

I need to take stock of all this, oral end up going mad.

cricketmum84, you sound like you’re talking from experience!

@WorraLiberty

Is it Brian from Hull?

No.

Can safely say your yoni is all yours.

My assistant is a lesbian. I was reading this out to her and she’s just told me it’s put her right off chicken. 🤣

This is hilarious

My assistant is a lesbian. I was reading this out to her and she’s just told me it’s put her right off chicken.

I expect the batteries would make the soup too acidic

At the end of the day lots of things kinda taste of chicken when they're in your mouth, so you know, maybe the leap between chicken bones and cocks isn't too great?

Personally don't have an issue enjoying either...though preference is for both to be pretty well plucked before consumption!

Hi all,
It will come as no surprise to hear that this rather niche thread has been reported several times, but we've had a look behind the scenes and this poster has been with us a fair while. Plus, you all seem to be enjoying yourselves (and it's fun to watch our male members of MNHQ crossing their legs and wincing for once) so we will leave it.
We do appreciate the reports, though, truly.
Bottoms up!

I think I'm going to replace chicken with turkey. At least here's no smutty innuendo that can be made from that.

I'm single and have no-one to perform oral sex on 😭. Does that mean I can no longer make chicken soup? I mean, I'm not a great soup eater, but I'm not having someone taking away my soup-eating rights, just because I'm single. (It's discrimination, I tell you)

I think I'm going to replace chicken with turkey. At least here's no smutty innuendo that can be made from that.

I'm sure your gobble appreciate it...