to think that if you're squeamish about chicken bones oral sex isn't your bag

[Dipdedickindetol]

There's a thread about whether it's ok to use chicken bones that have been gnawed to make stock. Cue lots of people expressing disgust.

So AIBU to think that if you find using old bones to make stock disgusting, you probably don't go down/give head/perform fellatio ?

If you do, in what way is that less disgusting? Or do you insist that your man dips his dick in Dettol so it's clean enough?

You know, there are people in this world who think I'm strange. I'm actually quite normal compared to some others.

Still going? Although you have to admit a penis does look like the last chicken in the shop

Vegans don’t swallow....

Every day is a school day!

Always keep in mind, that if you go down and the cock has feathers, it’s the wrong kind of cock. Unless it’s a furry, then that’s just all kinds of wrong

Ffs! 😂😂

Reminds me of a joke - what is the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken!

Ba-dum - tish!

I gnaw penises to make chicken stock.

Ah ha!!! I see @Walkaround I feel so silly now. The penis->cock->chicken makes sense!!! What a balls up!!!

No wonder I could never find penis stock pots!!! Feel a bit bad now about all the homemade stuff, I'm sure my guests were happy to contribute. Least that's my story and I'll stick to it.

Dipdedickindetol - my pleasure. I'm glad I could contribute in a meaningful way. It must have been rather frustrating to read all these inane comments in response to a valid question.
But how do you know MN majority is not squeamish about sucking cocks? They just don't talk about it, that's all. Maybe the silence itself implies a lot of prudishness, who knows, (and puerile comments def hint to a shitload of embarrassment about sex)? Although, given how shitty the maternity and post-birth care is here and that a lot of women end up with injuries/inability to have penetrative sex, or lack of such desire, I'd say everyone needs to get down to sucking cocks pronto! Otherwise - I know, nobody likes the thought, but it remains true nevertheless - husbands will be leaving in droves what with lack of sex and pyjamas being national favourite home clothes...

The other thing is that squeamishness is very personal and often illogical, plus "everyone is different". It amazes me how every germ fighting warrior here will say that they shower "most days" or once a day, not twice. What's clean for one is unclean for another, but what's wrong is to put someone down for this.That's just sad, like people have nothing else going for them.

Sex topic meets KFC.

This is the funniest thread I have ever read on here.

Ridiculous thread title... 237 replies...

gets popcorn

gets popcorn

Or cockporn. 😁

Sex topic meets KFC.

That ain’t a garlic dip you’re eating.

I boiled my nipples before breastfeeding my daughters. There’s no way I’m using a chewed up bone for stock!

What a weirdo

Maybe I’ve been doing fellatio wrong all my life, I’ve been chewing when I should have been boiling. Am I not supposed to chew his dick?

squeamishness is very personal and often illogical, plus "everyone is different".

I think that's what I'm driving at - that it doesn't seem rational to be up in arms about one thing but not the other. But the error is probably mine in assuming rationality when disgust is an emotional rather than cognitive activation.

I'm not sure I'm up for being respectful of other people's disgust though. I can't imagine they're going to be awfully respectful of my lack of it!

Brava toloopytiles for sex topic meets KFC. I'd rather suck manky cock (thanks to the poster for that slur(p) on mrdip's dick - I'll be sure to pass it on) than eat KFC so maybe my disgust meter is calibrated for animal welfare rather than germ phobia?

'That ain’t a garlic dip you’re eating.'

avery if we were all normal life would be awfully dull. Don't you have an opinion on how fascinating it is that people are ok with germs in some parts of their lives but not in others? If chicken bones and fellatio aren't your thing you could do "people who have cats as pets but won't let people wear shoes indoors because they're dirty".

If chicken bones and fellatio aren't your thing

This cracked me up!

This thread is suddenly making me hungry.

MNHQ can we have IJHFTDM (I’m just here for the deletion message) added to the official acronym list?

Oh my gosh and golly.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in AIBU.

This gives a whole new meaning to Chicken Soup For The Hole Soul.

I have eaten a soup made from cow willy. I actually ate the willy. It is more glutinous than boney tbh but does help to make a very tasty stock. I therefore think this thread is totally justified.