to think that if you're squeamish about chicken bones oral sex isn't your bag

[Dipdedickindetol]

There's a thread about whether it's ok to use chicken bones that have been gnawed to make stock. Cue lots of people expressing disgust.

So AIBU to think that if you find using old bones to make stock disgusting, you probably don't go down/give head/perform fellatio ?

If you do, in what way is that less disgusting? Or do you insist that your man dips his dick in Dettol so it's clean enough?

If you're trying to perform fellatio on chickens I would think squeamishness is the least of your problems.

BloomedAgain, new euphemism?

Like cock-a-leakie?

Uhh?!? 😂

'Can you suck this, it's fowl' :)

TheRedBarrows Lol, good points.

Chicken sex sounds rather dull. Poor chickens.

Are these chicken bones gnawed by the dog or by your dh, OP? And is your dh happy for you to refer to gnawing on bones before you go down on him? I think I would find the association a bit alarming!

All this talk of penises and chickens has made me feel quite peckerish.

OMG maybe Dr Zuma can help with this problem! Why didn't we all think of that earlier.

How to clean a toilet correctly, loo brushes, what not to put in a dishwasher, all the while they’re happily licking something that might have pee residue because it’s attached to their husband

So unlike the home life of our own dear queen

@Sandra2321 - we don't care. Unless Dr Zumba has a chicken bone willy.

Oh cluck off Sandra2321.

This thread is about chickens, not spam.

I love this thread!

Sandra2321 gets the only deletion. Life is strange

Sandra is Dr. Zuma into voodoo by any chance? I've got some chicken bones he can have after my family finish gnawing them.

If I eat my chicken and my partner eats his chicken. Then I make a soup from the bones then the germs & bacteria will be cancelled out due to the cooking process.

But if I have a guest round for dinner am I obliged to tell said guest of the journey that the chicken bones have been through?

Hmmmmm that's a tough decision.

Now the link to oral sex is that me receiving or giving to my partner? I'm struggling a bit here and require guidance. Would that be whilst eating the chicken bones soup or before or after?

I could potentially work up an appetite if I ate the soup after partaking in oral sex. There are soooooooo many questions and iterations of this.

I'm giving this way too much thought 🤣🤣🤣

Aw boo, I was just about to say please leave the spam post about Dr Zuma standing MNHQ!
It’s hilarious given the existing madness of this thread

I tend to run my DH's penis through the dickwasher before sucking it.

They probably have a beaker full of zoflora for him to dangle his dongle into prior to lifting her wincyette nightie.

I think the link the OP is trying to make between gnawed chicken bones and blowies has something to do with not wanting other people's bodily fluids in your mouth?

After a shitty morning this has made me laugh

Are these chicken bones gnawed by the dog or by your dh, OP?

Don't have a dog :

I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty.

OP does your concern extend to other body parts?