to think that if you're squeamish about chicken bones oral sex isn't your bag

[Dipdedickindetol]

There's a thread about whether it's ok to use chicken bones that have been gnawed to make stock. Cue lots of people expressing disgust.

So AIBU to think that if you find using old bones to make stock disgusting, you probably don't go down/give head/perform fellatio ?

If you do, in what way is that less disgusting? Or do you insist that your man dips his dick in Dettol so it's clean enough?

Why not join the bones together to make a fancy penis necklace for your penis owning friends?

No one else has had a gnaw before I get there OP, hope that helps.

Milton? Milton isn’t enough. He needs to have waxed, bleached and then dis infected

Op I’m loving your work

I hope MNHQ don't delete this thread because they don't fillets in the spirit.

I've only ever heard people say that if you like eating olives, it means you like to give head 🤷🏻‍♀️
Never a comparison with chicken bones though. This has really gotten to you, hasn't it, OP? I hope you find a way to get over this soon. Hugs

No one else has had a gnaw before I get there OP, hope that helps.

Yes, helpful, thanks. But someone did piss out of it before you got there.

I've only ever heard people say that if you like eating olives, it means you like to give head

Every day’s a school day

Do chickens have penises?

@WorraLiberty

Worra.

I must admit I have never before made a connection between chicken bones and willies, but obviously stand corrected now...

I believe urine is sterile unless you have a UTI.

I've only ever heard people say that if you like eating olives, it means you like to give head

I expect Olive would agree.

@Iggly

😂😂😂😂

I vote classics.

I'm more partial to a lamb bone if I'm honest.

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Chicken soup for lunch

I've only ever heard people say that if you like eating olives, it means you like to give head

You what now?!

a connection between chicken bones and willies
Cock

Surely Cock-a-leekie?

I quite like the analogy 😂

There’s lots of things mumsnetters get quite excited about germ wise. How to clean a toilet correctly, loo brushes, what not to put in a dishwasher, all the while they’re happily licking something that might have pee residue because it’s attached to their husband 🤷‍♀️

“I believe urine is sterile unless you have a UTI.”

And until it has been exposed to the air and incubated in nice warm underpants all day.

If just exposed, and not incubated in pants you have other problems on your hands.

Do chickens have penises?

Sorry I had to google................

Given the absence of a penis, chickens and other land fowl have had to develop a method of fertilisation that does not rely on penetration. Both male and female birds have an orifice known as a cloaca. When the cloacae are touched together, sperm is transferred to the female reproductive tract.