to think that if you're squeamish about chicken bones oral sex isn't your bag

[Dipdedickindetol]

There's a thread about whether it's ok to use chicken bones that have been gnawed to make stock. Cue lots of people expressing disgust.

So AIBU to think that if you find using old bones to make stock disgusting, you probably don't go down/give head/perform fellatio ?

If you do, in what way is that less disgusting? Or do you insist that your man dips his dick in Dettol so it's clean enough?

Pffft Dr Zumba probably arranges all the chicken bones in some kind of symbolic ritual to get daft women to part with their cash as he tells them how godly gorgeous they are. Rumba with Zumba.

Straight bleach and steel wool really is the only way, can make it taste a bit weird though.
Baskerville I like neither abseiling, nor rice pudding, so can confirm that this is 100% scientifically proven and true.

Has anyone mentioned poo crumbs yet?

weird.

what the bloody hell

JFYI

The baculum (also penis bone, penile bone, or os penis, or os priapi) is a bone found in the penis of many placental mammals. It is absent in the human penis but present in the penises of other primates, such as the gorilla and chimpanzee.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum

...and defo not present in chickens. OTOH, how do you feel about chowing down on the parson's nose?

When I worked in a cafe a customer (known for his rude jokes) asked me "what's the difference between a chicken leg and my cock". I rolled my eyes and said I didn't know.
He replied "I'd love to take you on a picnic ".

🤣🤣

cherrytree

Odd analogy

OP does your concern extend to other body parts?

I'm not concerned - I'm a clart who will happily boil gnawed bones for stock and lick unsterilised body parts. I also have a toilet brush (but I don't use it except to break up ds2's monster efforts when the pail of water fails).

I'm not concerned, just don't get the dichotomy. Am hoping someone will shed light and I'll either stop sucking dick or making stock, maybe both.

I’m so glad I’m eating a Linda McCartney sausage at the minute.

Oh god! Now I’ve just thought about Paul McCartney’s sausage! 🤢

It’s ok, OP, I’m vegan, I don’t swallow.

this has cheered up my day no end

@thenightsky - what's a poo crumb?

Chicken sex sounds rather dull. Poor chickens.

HebeMumsnet there's concern for the quality of a chickens sex life, surely this is Peak Mumsnet?

Shouldn't you be revising OP?

dont most people use raw chicken bones for stock, so no-one should be knawing them you will get food poisoning!!!

Well I make stock from bones and like to suck cock, however as I don't like Coco pops it stands to reason I don't enjoy anal

I have to say, I'm not in the habit of licking my whole family's body parts.

I'm rather chewsy like that.

IJHFTDL

My dog is quite filthy, generally. She likes rolling in fox poo...you dont even want to KNOW about the resulting poo crumbs!

Shouldn't you be revising OP?

I'm long past those days - I'm getting my education at the school of MN. Never knew cocks don't have cocks or that vegans don't swallow. Every day is a school day here.

Well I make stock from bones and like to suck cock

It takes 3-4 hours to make chicken stock.

Don't you get a jaw ache?

I'm vegan... I find chicken bones disgusting.

I had to open this again, WorraLiberty, because your sentence stopped before “family’s....”, on my I’m on list.

I had to check that whole wasn’t spelled wrong, otherwise that would have a hole other thread.