Totally unreasonable foods that you secretly love

[CaptainCabinets]

I’ll start. There is absolutely nothing acceptable about all day breakfast in a tin so why did I buy it in B&M earlier and eat it for dinner?!

Frey bentos steak pie... Tin opener the top whack in oven them eat with crusty bread...

Crumpets with marmite and raspberry jam on them. Bugger all nutritional value and weird as hell but I bloody love it!

Marmite spagetti. Most people seem to think it rank, although I have no idea why LOL

OMG Fray Bentos. MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

@AiryFairyUnicornRainbow Phroarrr! I'd eat that!

Box mac and cheese. So dirty but I love it!

Pork scratchings or black pudding..... mmmmm

🤢🤢 to all of these so far 🤢🤢

Mr Brains faggots. I life in the faggot capital of the UK but sorry, Mr Brains wins every time.

Those chicken and mushroom pastry slices. So bad. So good.

Picture the scene....

Perfectly "cooked" chicken super noodles...
Balanced on
Thick cut cheap white bread spread thickly with butter...
Covered with
Grated cheese.

Lived on that at uni

Rollmops

Aah corned beef! Delicious

@Calzone you are not welcome here

If I get home pissed from a (very rare) pub night, I may end up eating five packets of Worcester Sauce French Fries.

And I have on occasion had three Creme Eggs in a row. I can't recommend this.

Strawberry jam and cheddar on crumpets mmmmm

Tinned mushy peas (the value kind)
Hotdogs in brine
Pickled onions, eggs, gherkins etc.

My kids love paste but I'm not a fan. Meat paste, fish paste etc.

Findus minced beef pancakes 🤤

Ooh yes roll mops
Cockles
Fish sticks

Tinned sardines in tomato sauce on Toast

Oh god, yes, super noodles on thick buttery toast. Haven't had that in years. I'm also a sucker for a Fray Bentos pie, slightly undercooked so the underside of the pastry is still squishy.

Pot Noodle (especially the Sticky Rib variety)

A packet, or six, of Scampi fries

Indian lime pickle on toast

Crab sticks
Savelos
Spreadable cheese
And the best....Primula cheese spread with prawns