Totally unreasonable foods that you secretly love

[CaptainCabinets]

I’ll start. There is absolutely nothing acceptable about all day breakfast in a tin so why did I buy it in B&M earlier and eat it for dinner?!

Super noodles
Pepperami
Dairylea dunkers
Bickled onions
Bovril
Anything with marmite
Sweet chilli sauce on cheese
Mattessons Smoked Sausage
Fridge Raiders

Beans on toast but with garlic and herb Philadelphia spread on the toast under the beans (Philly is another acceptable cheese).

Curly whirlys
Fudges and chomps
Foam bananas and shrimps

Anything from a Macdonalds especially if it's reheated at home

Scotch eggs
Supernoodles especially the bacon ones

Sweet and sour pot noodle
Rollmops
Fish paste/meat paste
Pork scratchings
And I like all day breakfast in a tin too!

I used to love findus (horsemeat) frozen lasagne with a side of white bread and butter

Oh dear. I love loads of these. Black pudding, scampi fries, roll mops...all manna from heaven. The other day I ate a breakfast served in a local cafe that consisted of two buttermilk pancakes with grated cheese and scrambled eggs and bacon all drenched in maple syrup. It was good.

I. Am. So. Hungry!

I'm alternating between gagging and feeling hungry reading these "foods".
Mine is Philadelphia cream cheese on chocolate digestives. Yum.

THERE ARE BACON SUPERNOODLES?!!!

Curry pot noodle
Tinned beans and sausages
Tinned ravioli
Tinned hotdogs
Hot sausage roll, plain pasta and beans
Pesto pasta sandwiches
Warm sausage rolls served with extra thick double cream (Christmas Day only)

Doner meat and chips, slathered in burger and chilli sauce.

Chicken and mushroom pot noodle in a thick white bread sandwich, with butter.

Yum.

Frozen mashed potato (cooked, obviously) with bbq beans

Crisp sandwich

Cheese and mayonnaise sandwich

Cheesy chips with beans on top and white bread and butter. Maybe a can of dandelion and burdock to wash it down

So hungry......

I also had fish fingers and potato waffles for dinner recently. I was ill and craving something nostalgic and ultra carby and DAMN did it hit the spot.

Pasta with baked beans topped with crushed up ready salted crisps and looooooads of grated cheddar browned under the grill.

Golden Syrup and cheddar cheese sarnies on white bread - food of the gods. You can even shove some crisps in too.

My amazing Wotsits sandwich.Slice of white bread spread with thick layer of butter then Wotsits ,sweet chilli sauce liberally poured over them then topped with another slice of white bread but this time spread with dairylea or seriously strong cheddar spread.

Banana dipped in peanut butter. I don't think it's unreasonable to eat it but my family can't watch when I do

KitKat in a unbuttered roll.

Pringles and chocolate

Chip kebab- Chips in pitta with Garlic mayo from the kebab shop. Salad optional.

Haggis and ketchup roll.
Washed down with irn-bru of course

Yes to black pudding too
& tinned all day breakfast

Omg this thread is making me hungry so I must be gross

Ooh yes! A jar of cockles is a favourite of mine too!

Mmmmmm McDonald's hamburgers x3 with supersize large fries

Poptarts

Pasta and Gravy.