Totally unreasonable foods that you secretly love

[CaptainCabinets]

I’ll start. There is absolutely nothing acceptable about all day breakfast in a tin so why did I buy it in B&M earlier and eat it for dinner?!

Bacon Lardons fried until really crispy and then stirred into a cold can of tinned Tomatoes (the whole ones.... Never chopped)

Tinned ravioli and spaghetti bolognese with loads of buttered toast (white sliced).
Salad cream generally but especially on new potatoes
Walker's cheese and onion crisp sandwich (on white sliced with butter. Obvs)
I haven't had it for years but I pine after Heinz Sandwich Spread.

Dirty, dirty food

Spam fritters. I'm not sorry.

Ambrosia Devon custard in a can
Birds powdered custard
Whipped cream & squirty cream from The can straight into my mouth
Coconut bounty bars
Cadburys flake 99 sticks

YY Heinz sandwich spread👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

Raw cake mix is THE best

I’m a nightmare for slurping the brine from a hotdog tin!

I had salt and pepper chips for the first time the other night as DH wanted a Chinese takeaway. I don’t eat Chinese food very often, so I’d never had “salt and pepper” before; I just took it literally and thought they’d be seasoned.

Oh. My. God. Crispy golden salty chips, covered in spices and stir fried crispy onions and chillis and peppers. Dribble wibble. I could eat them every night and still not consider it unreasonable!

Doner kebab pot noodles were the mutt's nuts and I mourn them everywhere.

Also sandwich spread is great!!

Doner meat and chips with chilli and mayo with cabbage, lettuce, onion and jalapenos.
I can't eat it anymore as it makes me unwell but oh my gosh, how I wish I could.

I forgot Heinz cream of chicken soup with cooked rice added to it (my dad used to make it for me when I was ill and it still comforts me).

I don't work for Heinz btw.

I meant everyday, but yes I mourn them everywhere too.

McDonald's fillet o fish only they never had them ready and I think I'm the only person in the uk that buys them 🙁

Full sugar coke or red bull (slightly flat and straight from the can)
WKD the blue one
Drumstick lollies
Sherbert fountains
Liquorice all sorts

Worcester sauce and ketchup on noodles
Chips (especially French fries) dipped in mayonnaise
Special chow mein cold the next day

Nando's bottomless frozen yogurt .....I want to stick my face under the squirty machine thing.

Ambrosia tapioca straight from the can, super noodles, monster munch

Magnums. I bloody love magnums.

Oh and pilchards in tomato sauce, not sure if they are bad for you though

Ooh and chips with curry sauce
Um nom nom nom

Wotsits....

Pasta with beans and cheese - food of kings.

Mixed meat kebab On pitta bread with cheesey chips smothered in garlic mayo.

Cheap sausage - the type with 0% meat content with chips and gravy

Rustler burger
Pot noodle
Peanut butter and salami sandwiches

McDonald's Apple pies

Mini Kiev’s on chicken super noodles. God yes.

Ikea hotdogs

Scampi fries