Totally unreasonable foods that you secretly love

[CaptainCabinets]

I’ll start. There is absolutely nothing acceptable about all day breakfast in a tin so why did I buy it in B&M earlier and eat it for dinner?!

White bread coleslaw sandwiches.

Sausages with marmalade (used like you would mustard)

A US friend introduced me to this and after I got over the yuk! reaction and tried it...yum!

Pretzels 🥨 dipped Nutella 👌🏻

Tinned pineapple sandwiches yummy

Very buttery toast, with marmite. Smothered in fried onions, with baked beans on top and the covered on grated cheese..... Mmmmmmmmm

Skippy smooth peanut butter + a large spoon

Oh god, so many. Pork scratchings, deep fried chicken, double cream etc etc.

OMG, Thisnamechanger, that made me come over all unnecessary!

adds paté to shopping list

Mini Kiev’s on chicken super noodles
Oh god yes, now you're talking!!!

Oh and most takeaway/fast food the next day - curry,chinese,pizza,kfc,kebabs etc

When I was pregnant with DS1 I could not stop eating chocolate and cheese TOGETHER and I haven't been able to shake the vile habit since

My guilty secret is sandwich spread.

Marmite pasta 😍😍😍😍😍😍 It’s always savoury crap for me...

I'm feeling really (not envy) after reading most of the above. I can't even begin to imagine WTF an all day breakfast in a tin is like .

If I roast a joint of beef my favourite is dripping on a doorstop of thick white bread.

Muller crunch corners - not one nutrient

White mice/jazzzles

White cheap toast lathered in butter

fray bentos whit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have a (gifted,....to me,....tho its talents may be undiscovered and limitless)tin of haggis if anyone wants it?

Doritos spread on a plate, dollop of salsa from a jar and grated cheese - microwave for 1 - 2 mins ...... instant nachos!

Chicken supernoodles.

So wrong, so bloody good though.

Especially with cheese grated in.

I don't know about unreasonable exactly but I have funny food cravings. Like the other day I kept eating pieces of feta cheese folded in basil leaves. It was delicious1 I am also mad about tomatoes in any form, cooked or raw but particularly like smallish ones on the vine. I've even dreamed about them!

Beans on toast with mayonnaise in
Picked eggs
Walkers paprika max with white chocolate buttons
2x Potato waffles done in the toaster with a slice of cheese in the middle, with ketchup and salad cream mixed

Lime pickle from the jar [drool]

The powder/dry tomato pasta shapes sachets that cost 20p in tesco

Growing boys, we had a creme egg eating competition in the office once! I managed four. The winner ate SEVEN. God knows how the hell he managed it without vom being involved.

Luncheon meat fried with a fried egg on cheap white sliced bread, love it.

And spaghetti, butter, homemade salad sauce (similar to mary rose) with cheddar cheese [drool]

@tinkobell I only eat the fillet o’fish too and so does my DH.

I don’t count golden syrup on toast as an unacceptable food because it helps me take a weekly medication that tastes bad. I consider it essential!