Totally unreasonable foods that you secretly love

[CaptainCabinets]

I’ll start. There is absolutely nothing acceptable about all day breakfast in a tin so why did I buy it in B&M earlier and eat it for dinner?!

Peperamis
Findus macaroni cheese
Babybel
Plastic cheese squares
Pot Noodles

I also used to really enjoy a tea of chicken nuggets, potato waffles and baked beans..

A scotch pie in a buttered morning roll.

I have found my people!
YY to Fray Bentos pie (got one in the cupboard, only £1 in Asda the other week!), and all day brekkie in a tin, and scampi fries.
I also love tinned pilchards in tomato sauce with oven chips.
And instant noodles with cuppa soup in my mahoosive mug.

My friend and I invented findus crispy pancake toasties. Fry up the pancakes. Slice cheese and lay onto samdwich toaster with more cheese and pickle. More bread. Toast samdwich.

It should be horrible but it's bloody lovely. In a bad way.

Pork scratchings. Although feel more justified now M&S do posh deli picnic versions.

Heinz tinned macaroni cheese on toast
I'm going to try so many of these other suggestions too. In secret!

Where does one purchase scampi fries these days?

Spaghetti hoops or alphabetti spaghetti
Tinned spag Bol
Tinned tomato soup with grated cheese, black pepper and white bread
Cup a soup (especially the kind with croutons)

Premade potato salad (value works best) rolled in ham slices or in a sandwich

Nutella and peanut butter straight from the jar (never double dipping obviously- hygiene!)

Cheesy garlic bread dipped in a cooked premade lasagne is one of my favourite things to eat ever (plate optional)

Baked bean and peanut butter sandwich.... delicious

WTAF!

Primula, straight from the tube into the mouth has to be the prawn flavour though

Cold McDonald's. DH bought £25 of it when he got drunk last weekend and was too pissed to eat any of it, so I had it all for breakfast the following day.

Frozen Ikea meatballs (cooked) dipped straight into cranberry sauce.

Nandos sauce drizzled over cheddar cheese.

Ooh yes @SneakyGremlins preferably with some peas or mixed veg too

B&M is the place to buy scampi fries!

@bumblebee39 not just me! Yay!

I had d&v last night and have only had a banana and a bit of soup today, but I actually said to dh earlier I could really eat one of those full breakfast in a tin, I think my body is craving salt!

Pickled eggs

Supernoodles (but HAS to be chicken, no other flavours allowed)
I love McDonald's - can't help it, I love it - it's filth but I love a McNugget sharebox

Cheap hotdog sausage, rolled in a slice of buttered white bread with the crusts cut off

I’m another one who loves super noodles on buttery toast. It’s amazing.

Findus crispy pancakes, birds eye chicken dippers, tinned spaghetti on toast (the latter with cheddar melted into it).

Oh and Bernard Matthews turkey drummers, 3 of them in a sandwich, white bread and butter. Do they even make those any more?!

Prawn crackers
Stuffing mix (before its cooked)

Frozen chips
Frozen peas
(Still frozen)

Rice pudding with (value brand no bits) strawberry jam (our official jam has bits in it and costs money but this stuff is my dirty secret)

Love pepperamis
Dairylea Dunkers (or on anything basically)
Hot Pie sandwiches (cold bread)
Battered sausages
Pickled eggs
Pasta with marmite and cheese
Marmite cheeses

Donner meat and chips with loads of ketchup. Bloody love it when I'm drunk but the thought of it actually makes me feel a bit queasy when I'm sober.

Can't beat something dirty from the kebab shop when your drunk

Another one for the super noodle sandwich... but has to be warburtons bread and chow mien flavour noodles!

Also, microwaved cheese sandwich... make it as normal, whack it in the microwave for a minute. A big sloppy plate of bread cheese and butter... add salad cream of course!

On that note... salad cream sandwiches!

Apparently mine is pretty much anything bread based!

Sandwich Spread

(a couple of people have already mentioned these but also doners and pork scratchings - not together but definitely not just when drunk!)

Oh, and I forgot chips & gravy!