Totally unreasonable foods that you secretly love

[CaptainCabinets]

I’ll start. There is absolutely nothing acceptable about all day breakfast in a tin so why did I buy it in B&M earlier and eat it for dinner?!

*Saveloys

Pop tarts

Twinkies

Rollmops

Yes to instant noodles of all kinds! Especially on toast or in sandwiches

Baked beans and sausages in a tin
Batchelors pasta
Golden rice with ketchup

Macaroni cheese with ketchup in sandwiches

Crisp sandwiches sorrynotsorry

Those pickled cockles and mussels in a jar

Candy floss. I bought two plastic punnets of the stuff to give to the kids from the guinea pigs at Christmas and I have scoffed the lot when everyone was in bed.

Smash mash.

Nom.

Sadly none of these are lighting my candle, except possibly the lime pickle on toast, though it needs some cheap cheddar.

Leftover cold pizza for breakfast, though.................

Century Egg.

Crisp sandwiches are an absolute winner. Salt and vinegar or prawn cocktail are the best.

lime pickle on toast

Add pate and cheese!

I love those pickled cockles and mussels in a jar. DP calls them "alien heads".

Fake meat with cheese breadcrumbed not sure what it's called but they sell them in Iceland

Cold baked beans straight out of the tin.

Scampi fries!!! Yaassssssssss

White bread, salad cream, cheese slice (the cheap orange kind not the good Dairylea ones), cheese and onion crisps. Best sarnie ever.

Raspberry jam and (not melted) mature cheddar on toast or in sandwiches.

Can you still get Primula cheese? And meat/fish paste? I thought these things were obsolete.

Heinz ravioli on buttered toast So awful, it’s the king of lunchtimes!

Marmite and crisp Sammy on white bread.

Tinned hotdogs and microwave beef/chicken burgers also sprinkling Cadbury's drinking chocolate powder on top of ice cold milk then eating it with a spoon

Bachelors 'pasta n sauce' especially the cheese and broccoli one made up with just milk instead of milk and water.Oh and extra cheese.

Raspberry jam and cheddar (very thinly shaved using a potato peeler) is a supreme combination, and I don’t even like cheese very much.

Pease pudding tarka dhal
Glenryk pilchards in tomato sauce...curry