To strip the bed straight after sex?

[millimat]

What do you do? Was late last night, enjoying some fun in bed, but then the practical side of me took over. I was so conscious of the huge wet patch and then starting thinking about all the washing that needed doing without the thought of the bed sheets   the fun had passed for me.
Usually we'd put a towel over the patch but it was sopping, so I stripped the sheet off. Is that really bad? Does it ruin the moment?
What do you do to avoid this situation?

We perfected no mess sex. My wet patch days are well behind me thank god.

Towel always. But if no towel I would have to strip the bottom sheet off. Can't sleep in that. Yuck.

I’d say it ruins the moment. How sterile.

Erm... i just don't think about laundry that much. I empathise with getting distracted from good sex by other stuff going on in my head, but i can't imagine stripping the bed afterwards.

Get the wet patch on his side...

Get used to flinging whatever top you were wearing under your bum to avoid the wet patch altogether!

TMI

Racecardriver

Shouldn't you elaborate

What wet patch?? I've never understood this, but I'd think you were a bloody weirdo if you leapt out of bed and stripped it after DTD.

As a one-off I think it's okay, but personally I think there's something sexy about extending the debauchery to a complete disregard for household chores.

We're the same as racecar, no wet patches here either. Finish and we go straight to bathroom to 'tidy'. I've perfected the waddle needed to get to the loo without 'issues'.

We just cuddle and go to sleep

I go to the loo right away. hate wet patch!

Never really have a wet patch - but I’m the jump up and run straight to the loo sort which in its own way is equally clinical!

I just slip a pair of knickers on afterwards (sometimes affectionately known as jizz pants), no wet patch

Aren’t you meant to keep a towel in your bedside drawer alongside the penis beaker?

Slip a pair of knickers on? Whilst you are full of cum??

I seem to remember the 'crusty sex towel' that one Mner kept under her bed. May have been on the penis beaker thread in fact.

Penis beaker?

We have a packet of wipes in bedside drawer.

We use condoms so it’s not an issue for us but I certainly couldn’t be changing the sheets every time we have sex as i only have three sets (is that a stealth boast 😉).

Yep another one here who waddles to the bathroom afterwards with legs clenched together 
Then knickers on after to get the rest that didn't come out haha
No wet patch here

'sopping' ? now you're just showing off

I’m asleep about 30 seconds after finishing so don’t even notice a wet patch

Same as magicstar, I wonder if the ones going straight to the loo don't finish?

Its going to be one of those evenings isn't it?