To strip the bed straight after sex?

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What do you do? Was late last night, enjoying some fun in bed, but then the practical side of me took over. I was so conscious of the huge wet patch and then starting thinking about all the washing that needed doing without the thought of the bed sheets   the fun had passed for me.
Usually we'd put a towel over the patch but it was sopping, so I stripped the sheet off. Is that really bad? Does it ruin the moment?
What do you do to avoid this situation?

I assumed the OP was referring to wetness caused by female ejaculation . No way does a waddle to the bathroom or tissues help with that!

Knickers are known as cum catchers for a reason in this house 😂

Just do it in the morning and then get up. Everything’s dry by bedtime.

I just find a way to make sure wet patches are on DH’s side or bung a towel over the top. I’d be far too knackered to change the sheets usually!

Tissues at the ready and if I'm missionary (or too tired to bother much sex, but still want some pain relief), I wodge some loo roll in my arse crack to stop it running down to the bed.

I do this during my period, too.

I have a slo-mo ninja roll. I'm disabled so don't do anything speedy these days.

I throw the bed out the window and shower myself in bleach. It's great fun, but you can't be too careful.

DTD with you on top. Sit there until it all runs out of you onto him and then get off onto your lovely dry side of the bed

I throw the bed out the window and shower myself in bleach. It's great fun, but you can't be too careful.

Seems a bit lax. Where's the flame thrower?

Pernickity squeamishness is unerotic, neurotic and unaffectionate.

How can laundry be more important than sleep, sex or affection?

We also call knickers cum catchers. I hate the wet patch, it goes cold when I get up for a waddle to the big, wee (otherwise I get an UTI) and then it’s grim to come back to.

We either use condoms or my old fave is to go on top, have a sneaky cough to help things along and the hop off to leg it to the loo.

I’ve had a sex towel with previous partners but I couldn’t face the extra washing these days.

@AfterSchoolWorry

This thread is making me jealous! Been single over a year.

I'll take some comfort in my dry, non disposable bedsheets..

Humph.

This thread is hilarious. So many people assuming the only way they have sex is the only way everyone else does, too

As a lesbian I've slept with lots of women. Some left no wet patches. Some left wet explosions that meant a bed change was necessary!

It's all normal, it's all natural.

Oh I've just realised most of us have misunderstood OP. She is referring to the wet patch she makes. Never had that issue OP, not a gusher.
Penis beaker

Seems a bit lax. Where's the flame thrower?

Yes, well, yes. Obviously I burn the house down as well. 👀

That goes without saying. Obviously. I'm vairy clean you know.

We just cuddle and go to sleep. The spunk falls out of me at some point the next day.

This thread has made my evening. Ninja roll and bathroom dasher here!

This is just a stealth boast OP

Stick a disposable puppy pad under you 😂

wodge some loo roll in my arse crack How sexy is that?!

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

WTF why did I read penis BREAKER almost all the way through this thread before realising it said beaker.

I'm another that does the ninja roll and then shuffles to the bathroom.

The spunk falls out of me at some point the next day.

The next day?.......I am kind of worrying about the angle of vagina. Never had it stay in me more than half an hour......I am seriously wondering if this is why it took me over a year to get pregnant

No wet patch here

Also  at 'full of cum'

JupiterBelle Get the wet patch on his side...
That is exactly what my DW does and it works for us.

Are the ones with dry bedsheets those that never have spontaneous sex?

I can't remember ever being more prepared than having a quick tidy in the shower certainly not enough to put down disposable mats!