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[Resurgam2016]

I've not name-changed. I'm an intermittent poster. There are occasional parking problems in my street and I don't loathe my MIL.

AIBU?

Thigh - apologies. I understand. Sometimes helping op means sharing common issues. I sometimes think I live in cloud cuckoo land but if I told everyone it would be outing surely ?

I'm starting to suspect all my friends hate me. They've started screaming i hate you and sprinting in the opposite direction whenever they see me. Maybe they're trying to encourage me to exercise.

I know - ‘south cloud cuckoo land’.

It's sad that no one takes the trouble to walk a mile in my shoes.

OP - Have you tried counselling?

And I can't understand the low-carb haters on this thread. Why does my cutting down on pasta and not giving our twins tropical fruit everyday upset people so much?
We eat organic low carb FFS.

Sometimes i just can't remember what i fought the Germans for.

OP - Have you tried counselling?

No. Is it as much fun as a parking thread?

There was a buffet involved.

Hi All

Just popping back with an update. You've been great (apart from those of you who haven't).
After RTFT DT's have decided they only want vegan snacks at their soft play party. They don't want to harm any Pom Bears and I'm proud of them.

I'm just hoping that all the parents hang around and help with the needle/ used condom search on the equipment that BF is insisting on.

Are you doing biodegradable party bags?

Or is that a bit try hard?

I don't know what a DT is.

Are you charging the other kids for attending the party? I would. And their CF parents for expecting a free tea.

I think we need a Trans thread on this subject. Party spaces and should invitations be gender neutral?

Whats BF in this context Best Friend? Boyfriend? Bastard Father

Whats BF in this context Best Friend? Boyfriend? Bastard Father

Can't say. Could be triggering.

Thighofrelief DT is Dear Trans of course. To think we have to spell it out for some people [hoiks bosoms]

I’m a single parent but married

• my husband is a single parent too.

Anne i thought it was delirium tremens since you all seem to be off your tits constantly.

You sound very entitled and spoiled OP. You are very boastful about having a Batmobile. Even Adam West doesn't have one due to being dead.

Now I'm triggered and have been prevented from doing housework due to trowma.

Clutches pearls

smurfy2015

Insensitive stealth boast - not all of us can afford pearls!

I can't see the diagram?

Longsummerdays I can see the diagram. I will attach it for you, here:

Here's the diagram. Can you see it OK?