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I've not name-changed. I'm an intermittent poster. There are occasional parking problems in my street and I don't loathe my MIL.

AIBU?

If you are being a CF then YABVVU, unless you're not, then YANBU. However, if they are being CFs then YANBU, but if they are not then YABU. in short YABU unless YANBU.

(Love this thread, all of MN in one handy bite size thread!)

Link to previous thread

[[https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3021737-to-think-that-it-takes-more-than-5-minutes-to-hang-out-a-load-of-washing totally on point and gives the lowdown on DSD's SIL and her bunch of boisterous boys]]

YANBU to blame the teachers. No school has the right to stop your children riding in the batmobile.

Just to say Kei I have spent the last six hours licking gin off my keyboard. As my dear old granny used to say ‘Waste not, want not, scrape it off the carpet and eat it’.

OP if you insist on leaving your washing out at all hours of day and night, it is going to get darker on. YABVVU and a CF neighbour. Sounds like you need an elderly Korean Lady to come and sort you out. If all else fails, call SS.

I'm afraid.

How are you feeling today OP?

Just caught DH with NDN. Think I might go NC with MIL right away.

I can't believe you spent that much on a handbag -

and while I'm here can someone find me some shoes for a wedding? I won't bother to come back and thank you.

OP could you draw a picture of yourself so we can see whether you are a heavy drinker?

Everyone’s piling on the OP but we don’t know the circumstances, maybe she has agrophobia and actually can’t leave the house?

Also, I don’t know why you’d expect a plus one, it’s not like you live together

Not to merail but i have a load in the tumble dryer, a load in the machine, a load in the hamper, a load on the stairs and a load in my pants.

Can we stop victim-blaming? OP have you installed spyware in his phone yet?
You can buy spycams on Amazon and leave them in every bathroom he uses.
Get yourself to a STD clinic too.

Not to derail the thread, but I'm going to Lidl and have £10 to spend. What should I buy?

Diana chocolate and freixenet

What about the bloody twins, OP? You pick the three posters who say YANBU to respond to and ignore all other questions.

I don't know why you are so suspicious of your DP and NDN. I think you are controlling.

My DH is often in that pose with his female friends, as am I with mine.

But you'll ignore me as usual.

@thighofrelief always merailing sigh.

Heron I just have so many emotions and feelings too. Where do you live?

Oh op unmumsnetty hugs

Pout yourself a and take a friend away for a spa weekend and get your ducks in a row.

Hope you take him to the cleaners when you LTB, and you get the batmobile and make sure he pays for the twins fees at eton.

HTH

But do you have a bobble plate in all your bathrooms for gobble bobbles? I need to know immediately

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