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[Resurgam2016]

I've not name-changed. I'm an intermittent poster. There are occasional parking problems in my street and I don't loathe my MIL.

AIBU?

But did you use zoflora?

Pj thanks for posting that. Helpful as always. Let’s hope it helps op feel better about things - more particularly, about herself. God, we’re good on here.

You should have made it clear on the party invites that siblings weren't invited.

Things were going so well.
Then this happened:

StoneofDestiny

Flounces off from laptop with offence, hoiks thong up far enough to give self a wedgie as punishment for not considering those who dont have pearls

Puts my hair up - with said thong and forgets about it

Please op without delay contact police. That is obviously a bigger animal than a dog. For the sake of all in the road (including hovel dwellers) and your wider community. Lock your doors and put some repellant on.

I'd hide this thread but that would trigger me. I've been in a continuous state of triggeration since the start of this thread. I have IBS, an outside loo 🚽 and a long garden. Consequently i have spent the last two days running continuously up and down my garden crying in fear and shame. I've gone through 14 editions of the Morning Star. It's all shits and no giggs.

Thigh I wouldn’t go out along your long garden this evening. That poo is terrifying me. Clutching plastic pearlescent beads here.

Hang on op your car is as big as your house and now the dog shit is bigger than your house? How big is your house? How big is your car and how big is the fucking dog that did that shit???

How did the DT's party go? And have the council done anything about the hoval dwellers music yet????

Op is this one of the hovals from over the road cos if so i've found your culprit

Sounds like you're letting your one day old DC rule the roost OP. No wonder we're raising a generation of snowflakes.

The animal that produced that poor must be unwell. Leave it some sugar water and dog food, but definitely not honey.

*poor

*poo damn autocorrect. I give up. I'm going to throw my phone out the window.

Naught to three ! It’s as if you are there with op !! Hadn’t thought it would be red ! Amazing find.

@NaughtToThreeSadOnions

A slice of home-made, gluten and nut free cake to you for finding an image of the OP's house.

Is it legal for the neighbours CCTV to be pointed at my house?

You’re brave and strong my lovely. Hide any personal documents. Look for his secret phone.

What do you want from me?

Resurgam2016

Hey - be afraid. If it's my house they are pointing at, the law is not your biggest problem 😱😱

Oh is it your house Op sorry i thought it was one of the hovals. Shall i ask for it to be removed?

Is it not tue first time then - the dog does look appolgetic

Actually i think it was from that google earth photo thing you know so i dont know where you stand legally

Actually that's my dog 🐶 but i always follow him with a wheelbarrow to pick up his shit 💩

All you need OP is a spatula and a tube of lube!

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