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I've not name-changed. I'm an intermittent poster. There are occasional parking problems in my street and I don't loathe my MIL.

AIBU?

It's because you say 'marshmellow'.

Get your ducks in a row and ring 111 and then ignore their advice. Sorted OP.

Can you take in ironing?

Really? Don’t hate your MIL? Daily Mail Troll. Reported. And that’s not how you spell Intemitant.

Go for a spa day.

I suggest you start the Marie Kondo method immediately. Even if you've already gone to bed, get up and bleach your sink.

COME ON! NOW!

And then sort out your chester draws.

😂😂 best thread ever

*No.

But why haven't you taken the horse to the vet yet? For goodness sake, get off MN and sort out your priorities!*

I'd look a bit silly taking a clothes horse to the vet.

My best friend has ignored me, used me, cancelled arrangements at the last minute, lied to me, talked behind my back and made a fool of me, should I give her a lift tomorrow?

You need to nip it in the bud. Book yourself a spa day. With the OW.

Reporting to mumsnet HQ as this thread has got to 36 messages without foul language 👏👏👏👏

I didn't want to read and run, so I'll post something irrelevant.
Be strong OP.

PLACEMARKING!!!

I SAID, IM PLACEMARKING!

@StoneofDestiny cunt flaps. There! I've ruined the thread.

Ner ner ner ner ner I've derailed it for a pointless argument 🤪

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Please may I put in one of these? I've never found a use for it before.

Why should I support your lifestyle choices? Just go to the dentist you bastard.

You need to clean your work surfaces with a £500 Minky, then clean your minky, you dirty beast.

Whoops sorry wrong thread, was just texting my baby son.

Zoflora required

I bet you have a toilet brush. In all of your bathrooms except the en suite because they are minging

Are you your OP who has DCs called Taelah-Mae and Stavros?

Is that you Barbara MacDougall? Ooops sorry didn't mean to out you there