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I've not name-changed. I'm an intermittent poster. There are occasional parking problems in my street and I don't loathe my MIL.

AIBU?

Ugh mumsnet ate my post.

What I wanted to say is, for all those who are thinking ‘TL;DR or CBA to RTFT’ might I recommend a recent very similar thread which has given comprehensive valuable advice. I can’t provide a link, nor do I recall it’s title / content, but I am 110% certain it will help you more than the current discussion. Go search for it in the fertile ether of MN Past, and you will receive.

To the rest of you who have come up with such positive and heartwarming replies, I have PM’d you. Yes, each and everyone including @YotothePussy with your bandagey stubby paws.

I knew MN wd alwayz come thru 4 me. Biscuit. Tardis.

Its not it’s FFS.

I see the OP hasn't come back.

Can't bear OP's that post and run. Very unmumsnetty.

OP if you're still there you've got my vote.

Clutched my pearls so hard last night I broke them. Frothing with rage, frothing I tell you.

Thigh I haven't received your subliminal message, did you use facebook or WhatsApp?

Thigh I replied to you over 2 minutes ago, why are you ignoring me?

Pussy now that you have switched to champagne (huzzah!) you're too good for pearls. You need diamonds and a faberge egg to balance on your head.

Chesterfield i have no social media, Zuckerberg sent me a subliminal message telling me it was the death knell of a doomed world. But this is before he married Ms Chan.

My favourite episode of Friends is the one where Joey unwisely spends his acting wages. I especially liked the fibre glass dog, did he get that in "Isn't it chromantic" or "i love Lucite"?

Indeed thigh just home from dog-walking wearing the Pussy family tiara inset with diamonds the size of Faberge eggs. Dog can hardly lift her head wearing her emerald encrusted collar. I am a bit posh don’t-cha-know. (Also a tad boastful).

I am not Kate, Meghan or Eugenie.

I might be the Queen though..........

Pussy your only flaw is your humility. Thank goodness you went to Lucy Clayton's finishing school so that you can balance your faberge egg on your head.

Pussy you are a stage further than me, my dogs are still "grooming" themselves. They like to complete this before we sally forth.

I looked in the mirror this morning and screamed in terror. Thankfully i then remembered it was me.

I'm so confused, I don't understand this thread at all. I've read it all and contributed as much as I can. I don't know what is required of me or whether I'm even moving in the right direction. As I said to myself this morning "it's ok to wear either of your wedding dresses to Aldi"

Thigh, are you the OPs SIL? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

OP, are you me????😂😂😂😂😂😂 could have written this!

Your DP's name doesn't start with a H... does it OP?!? Think we might have married the same bloke!!!😂😂😂😂

Deffo wear your wedding dress to Aldi thigh. The plebs will appreciate admiring it as they shuffle around in their ragged clothes. Speaking of which must remember to darn the crotch of my trousers, butt cheeks hanging out alert. Being posh I wear nothing but heirloom rags with my my copious amounts of jewellery.

Keyboard now repeating itself, think it has dementia.

Pussy galloping dementia is infectious, I was telling

OP why do you think you deserve a Batmobile? I once asked my mother for one so she kindly shot me in the face. It's made me who i am today.

Have set up GoFundmeaBatmobile page. So far have ten pence and three buttons. Tight bastards need to start giving NOW.

I'd like to recommend a self help book called "I may well not be OK but let's face it you're much, much worse than me"