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I've not name-changed. I'm an intermittent poster. There are occasional parking problems in my street and I don't loathe my MIL.

AIBU?

Do you really need a Batmobile though Pussy?

thigh you seem to be taking it all so seriously and so personally, you should go and give your head a wobble

Is that wise after being shot in the face? I'll give it a go.

I see the OP hasn't come back.

I see the OP hasn't come back.

Ah ok IABU.

Satisfied

Philomena yes must have a Batmobile. Up to one pound five pence, six buttons and a tube of hemorrhoid cream. Has massive tantrum, screams and lies on floor drumming heels.

Pussy ahem, do you think I could have that cream?

thigh it’s on its way

Hi op. I wouldn’t ! Good god do that and they’ll never know where to draw the line !!! Good luck !

I would post a note through the door. YABU

Have you cancelled the cheque?

There’s your problem Op - it’s an unholy combination of poo crumbs and spider willies. I’d steer well clear!

MrsCatE at your multitasking skills.

Found 2 hairs growing out of my chin today, am I turning into an under bridge dweller? Screaming hysterically and hanging head with shame. Please don’t throw me off Mumsnet MNHQ.

M4sCat how many hands have you got?!

MrsCat

I count 6 hands, a good hoik requires 2 folded arms, tiara needs to be adjusted daintily which needs both pinkies and then for an effective pearl clutch that's a handful in each whilst emoting.

Pussy you sound very young I require a full wet shave twice daily. Don't be jealous this will come to you in time.

kei spider willies? I've dealt with some exceptionally small willies in my time but hadn't realised they could be even smaller.

YothePussy and Philomena I can also play one of the three grand pianos in my living room with my perfectly pedicures toes whilst hoiking bosom etc; the other two pianos are exclusively for the use of my two eldest children (I have four) - Cressida Chlamydia and Prometheous Papilloma. They have Steinways - we'll upgrade to Bosendorfers when they finish Prep school. We don't believe in spoiling children - that's very non U.

Almost forgot, penis beaker - just because.

thigh Yes am much younger than I look, life has taken a heavy toll on me. Barely dry at night me.

OP u ok hun? Can't post more than that cos outing.

HTH?

Pussy I am also barely dry at night but that's another story.