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Just after people's opinions on how they'd feel living opposite a very busy adult escort. Living in a quiet cul de sac but our house is the only one that would directly be able to see what's going on (worked it out when off on maternity leave before baby was here, lots of time on my hands!)

And the ones that get turfed out because they’re creepy/abusive?

Seemingly they head straight for the fruit and veg aisle of the local Sainsbury's. 🍌

vashna How do you suggest police move her on from her own home?

Stop being ridiculous.

Haha Francine, that's good to know you're a law abiding prostitute!

My husband isn't a fan on bananas thankfully, but he can make short work of a couple of plums if you've got any experience in that area

Haha Francine, that's good to know you're a law abiding prostitute!

My husband isn't a fan on bananas thankfully, but he can make short work of a couple of plums if you've got any experience in that area

This thread is ridiculous.

As I said, if enough people complain / protest about a public nuisance, go to the press, collect petitions etc, you can shut this kind of business down.

@ButchyRestingFace Hopefully there’s only pineapples left 🍍😈

vashna You say the police will oust her, explain what legislation covers that?

Or that of the general public?

How is someone in their own home a public nuisance?

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Haha Francine, that's good to know you're a law abiding prostitute!

My husband isn't a fan on bananas thankfully, but he can make short work of a couple of plums if you've got any experience in that area

It's called "Fruit Drops" in the trade and lots of men like it. Look if it helps them get one of their "Five a Day" surely this something we should be encouraging not condemning?

All my bananas are sourced from Twistevants, greengrocers of the high street and certified organic.

Everyone's a winner.

I didn’t say oust her necessarily, more put an end to her “business” in that particular location due to strong pressure from the local community. She’s only one woman fgs. Can the police be bothered with constant hassle from the street / community all because of the activity of one known individual?

Vashna you are over focusing on the supply side of the equation. If you gave more thought to demand (and got more adventurous with fruit), you could easily put me out of business.

vashna You did say “get moved on”.

And the community can hassle the police all they want, as much as they want. Doesn’t mean the police will do what the community want them to do.

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How interesting... A Web search for any of the quoted phases turned up no results.

A search of adultwork for profiles containing the word "banana" yielded no results.

I suppose it would be foolish of you to actually quote the website, because then anyone could find your neighbour - and you - very easily.

But then you'll have to admit that those aren't actually quotes.

Ooooh interesting..... I did wonder how the op “happened” to find her neighbour online. Where would you start?!

vashna. I’m a detective.... I’m not sure if that’s “proper” enough for you? . I have specialised in child protection and sexual offences investigation.

I’m loving the fruit based entertainment

Not very interesting, no.

Trying to add the screenshot but won't allow because I am a new user.

spirited Me too! Although CID.

Well you are in a similar field to the one I used to work in Spirited (though I’m not ex police).

I know perfectly well if this happened in my street everyone would just go over there and tell her in no uncertain terms. They just would not put up with it and that’s that. So she could either move on elsewhere if she insisted on remaining in that line of “work” or stay and open a bloody fruit stall, whatever.

Fucking hell nicknacky what are you doing about this that’s what I want to know. I pay my taxes. No! Better than that I pay your wages. Who cares if she’s not doing anything wrong.

vashna good for you. Although there would be nothing you could do about it apart from bullying her. Go you!,

@Vashna just Wow! What gives you the right to dictate to someone their line of work just because it's not to your liking?

spirited I’m annual leave so doing not a lot about it. What are you doing about it?! I pay your wages!!