Would you rather...?

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Anyone up for some Would You Rather...?

Rules below:

Each poster has to answer the scenario directly above them and to include a scenario of their own in their post.

I'll start:

A) Would you rather be able to stop Brexit but have Tony Blair as your Prime Minister for eternity OR

B) Would you rather go through with a shit no-deal Brexit that takes fifteen years to achieve?

A lizard.

Would you rather have elephant ears or rabbit feet?

Prince Philip?

Continuing on the royal theme... WYR be married to Prince William or Harry?

Price Harry

Would you give up food or sex?

Sex, or I'd die!

Would you rather be held hostage for a month (they'd feed you and keep you warm, but could turn nasty), or be lost for a month in the wilderness?

Oh god! I think I'd have to go for lost in the wilderness for a month (hopefully this would be the British wilderness rather than the jungle??)

WYR stick to your principles and be hated/shunned by everyone you ever meet OR go against your principles and be loved by everyone you ever meet?

Stick to my principles - I would take comfort in history proving me right!

(Love your name by the way, Gussie!)

Shamlessly recycling question that got missed out: Would you rather have elephant ears or rabbit feet?

Rabbit feet.

Would you rather have a a happy but sexless marriage or live next door to your red-hot lover but only be allowed to meet once a month?

Happy but sexless.

Would you rather go to the moon or mars?

Mars ... if it was safe. Be interesting to see.

Wyr only eat raw foods for the rest of your life or only eat cooked foods?

I think raw! Would you rather have 20 perfect children or 2 awful ones?

Only cooked foods.

WYR live the rest of your life in the same financial 'state' as you are currently...OR be paid £10m to go to prison for a year, starting tomorrow?

Poison cross posted!

I would rather have 20 perfect kids.

WYR live the rest of your life in the same financial 'state' as you are currently...OR be paid £10m to go to prison for a year, starting tomorrow?

1 year in prison as long as my kids were well looked after in the interim.

Have amazing figure ok face or vice versa?

Amazing figure okay face.

WYR never drive again or never be able to walk anywhere that’s further than five mins away again ?

Never drive.

Never wash hair again or never brush teeth?

Ew! Never wash hair.

Never eat again or never sleep again? (assuming no ill effects from either)

Never sleep.

Never put on weight, or never look your age?

Never gain weight. Not looking your age could go either way and get annoying!

Be really fit but look fat or be unfit and skinny?

Unfit and skinny.

Have 2 girls or 2 boys?

Two girls

Eat nothing but bread for a year and then have a million pounds
Or have all your meals provided free of charge forever.

Free meals. A million I would waste in short time.

Would you rather lose an eye or a hand?

A hand. At least then I would still fully see my beautiful boy.

Would you rather kids a male or a female?

*kiss

Either as long as they're sexy.

Would you rather a pair of converse/genetic trainer type shoe or a pair of heels (if they were your only new shoes for the next 12 months.)

Converse.
Would you rather have sex with Donald trump or marry Michael Gove with no possible divorce or separation,