Would you rather...?

[HelloPossums]

Anyone up for some Would You Rather...?

Rules below:

Each poster has to answer the scenario directly above them and to include a scenario of their own in their post.

I'll start:

A) Would you rather be able to stop Brexit but have Tony Blair as your Prime Minister for eternity OR

B) Would you rather go through with a shit no-deal Brexit that takes fifteen years to achieve?

[LilyPondFrog]

A lizard.

Would you rather have elephant ears or rabbit feet?

[TheRealGussieFinkNottle]

Prince Philip?

Continuing on the royal theme... WYR be married to Prince William or Harry?

[Lorddenning1]

Price Harry

Would you give up food or sex?

[Shockers]

Sex, or I'd die!

Would you rather be held hostage for a month (they'd feed you and keep you warm, but could turn nasty), or be lost for a month in the wilderness?

[TheRealGussieFinkNottle]

Oh god! I think I'd have to go for lost in the wilderness for a month (hopefully this would be the British wilderness rather than the jungle??)

WYR stick to your principles and be hated/shunned by everyone you ever meet OR go against your principles and be loved by everyone you ever meet?

[allegretto]

Stick to my principles - I would take comfort in history proving me right!

(Love your name by the way, Gussie!)

Shamlessly recycling question that got missed out: Would you rather have elephant ears or rabbit feet?

[QuilliamCakespeare]

Rabbit feet.

Would you rather have a a happy but sexless marriage or live next door to your red-hot lover but only be allowed to meet once a month?

[fairyofallthings]

Happy but sexless.

Would you rather go to the moon or mars?

[Neverknowing]

Mars ... if it was safe. Be interesting to see.

Wyr only eat raw foods for the rest of your life or only eat cooked foods?

[Poisongirl81]

I think raw! Would you rather have 20 perfect children or 2 awful ones?

[SomethingNewToday]

Only cooked foods.

WYR live the rest of your life in the same financial 'state' as you are currently...OR be paid £10m to go to prison for a year, starting tomorrow?

[SomethingNewToday]

Poison cross posted!

I would rather have 20 perfect kids.

WYR live the rest of your life in the same financial 'state' as you are currently...OR be paid £10m to go to prison for a year, starting tomorrow?

[Poisongirl81]

1 year in prison as long as my kids were well looked after in the interim.

Have amazing figure ok face or vice versa?

[Neverknowing]

Amazing figure okay face.

WYR never drive again or never be able to walk anywhere that’s further than five mins away again ?

[Poisongirl81]

Never drive.

Never wash hair again or never brush teeth?

[SomethingNewToday]

Ew! Never wash hair.

Never eat again or never sleep again? (assuming no ill effects from either)

[Liskee]

Never sleep.

Never put on weight, or never look your age?

[Neverknowing]

Never gain weight. Not looking your age could go either way and get annoying!

Be really fit but look fat or be unfit and skinny?

[Poisongirl81]

Unfit and skinny.

Have 2 girls or 2 boys?

[MrsOverTheRoad]

Two girls

Eat nothing but bread for a year and then have a million pounds
Or have all your meals provided free of charge forever.

[Guavaf1sh]

Free meals. A million I would waste in short time.

Would you rather lose an eye or a hand?

[SashaFiercesMum]

A hand. At least then I would still fully see my beautiful boy.


Would you rather kids a male or a female?

[SashaFiercesMum]

*kiss

[alovesupreme]

Either as long as they're sexy.

Would you rather a pair of converse/genetic trainer type shoe or a pair of heels (if they were your only new shoes for the next 12 months.)

[flyingpigsinclover]

Converse.
Would you rather have sex with Donald trump or marry Michael Gove with no possible divorce or separation,