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Would you rather...?

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HelloPossums · 16/10/2017 00:57

Anyone up for some Would You Rather...?

Rules below:

Each poster has to answer the scenario directly above them and to include a scenario of their own in their post.

I'll start:

A) Would you rather be able to stop Brexit but have Tony Blair as your Prime Minister for eternity OR

B) Would you rather go through with a shit no-deal Brexit that takes fifteen years to achieve?

OP posts:
sharemyname · 18/10/2017 21:04

Maggot. Less crunchy.

Would you rather your partner was very fat or very ugly?

Neverknowing · 18/10/2017 21:06

Very ugly ... fat suggests lazy to me and I'd hate the idea we couldn't do things together/ health issues etc.

Would you rather date a health freak (annoyingly so and tried to get you to be too) or someone who will only eat chips and chocolate ?

Neverknowing · 18/10/2017 21:07

I'd also rather be Theresa May, I could change a lot of bad stuff whereas I think Don is a dickhead puppet

Mia184 · 18/10/2017 21:10

Health freak.

Would you rather eat a sandwich with Nutella or peanut butter?

Shockers · 18/10/2017 21:16

Peanut butter.

WYR have one finger which was 6 inches long, or one earlobe of that length?

Magicmonster · 18/10/2017 21:45

Finger. It could be useful for eg reaching bells on buses without having to lean forward / stand up! Or propping a dummy back in a sleeping baby’s mouth without having to get out of bed!

Would you rather have a tattoo of Donald trump’s face inside a heart. which covers your arm, or teeth made out of blue tack?

MorbidBibliomancy · 18/10/2017 22:40

Teeth made of blue tack. (I could get some lovely dentures made up)

Would you rather always have a speck of dust in your eye, or always feel like you're about to sneeze?

MaidOfStars · 18/10/2017 23:19

Always about to sneeze. I think it's a faintly arousing feeling that I could live with.

WYR:
Never be allowed to moisturise or always be really greasy?

PatriciaBateman · 18/10/2017 23:45
  • 1) have your child raised by someone else (never see them again) but know that they love you

or

  • 2) have your child with you forever but know that they hate you.

Sorry, just went with the most difficult choice my mind could conjure up.

PatriciaBateman · 18/10/2017 23:46

Oops, forgot to answer the above. Never moisturise already on it!

TangledUp07 · 20/10/2017 16:20

Option 1

Would you rather: a) win £10k yourself or b) pick a total stranger in the street to win £1m (assume that they’re not allowed to give you any of their prize money).

safariboot · 20/10/2017 16:40

10 grand.

WYR your partner was awesome in bed but you have to do all the housework, or did all the housework but you have no sex life?

usernameavailable · 20/10/2017 16:44

Awesome in bed and doing all housework

WYR Summer with no air conditioning/fans
Or winter with no heating

Bit of a rubbish one but Im freezing cold atm so all I can think about is being cold

DJBaggySmallpox · 20/10/2017 16:46

Winter with no heating, I faint in hot weather!

Never have your favourite meal ever again, or have to eat it every day?

CoughLaughFart · 20/10/2017 17:52

Every day.

Be a 6/10, or a 12/10 absolute stunner but with one really odd physical feature (e.g. an extra ear)?

Neverknowing · 20/10/2017 19:44

12/10. An extra feature sounds like fun !

Would you rather your partner cheat on you or you cheat on them ?

CoughLaughFart · 20/10/2017 19:54

Cheat on me. Just think of the presents I'd get in a desperate attempt to buy my forgiveness!

Eat five unbelievably delicious chocolates from a box you know contains one poisoned one, or eat five chocolate-coated lumps of shit?

Shockers · 20/10/2017 21:55

Wouldn't eating shit be more than slightly poisonous anyway? Is the chocolate fatal?

TheseAreTheDays · 20/10/2017 22:04

How many chocolates are in the box? If it was a box of 40 chocs I'd take my chances and eat 5 but if it was a box of 15 then I'd eat the chocolate shit (if it was my own,not sure why that's important!)

Would you give up your mobile or give up your car/family car for one year?

sweetbitter · 20/10/2017 22:32

Car, Live in a city with good public transport so no hardship.

Swim the channel or climb Everest?

TheRealGussieFinkNottle · 21/10/2017 17:33

Swim the Channel.

WYR climb up and down a flight of stairs for 10 hours straight or be stuck in a lift for 24 hours by yourself and with no way of telling the time (i.e. no phone, not even a watch, nothing to read/watch etc.)

Capricorn76 · 21/10/2017 17:42

Walk up up down a flight of stairs 10 hours straight.

Would you rather live in a ridiculously hot country or ridiculously cold county?

fairyofallthings · 21/10/2017 18:05

Cold.

Would you rather go on I'm a celebrity get me out of here or Mastermind?

CountDuckulaTheSqueaky · 21/10/2017 18:08

Mastermind.

Would you rather eat a toad or a lizard?

thegreylady · 21/10/2017 18:12

A lizard, grilled on a stick
Would you rather snog Donald Trump or Prince Philip?