Would you rather...?

[HelloPossums]

Anyone up for some Would You Rather...?

Rules below:

Each poster has to answer the scenario directly above them and to include a scenario of their own in their post.

I'll start:

A) Would you rather be able to stop Brexit but have Tony Blair as your Prime Minister for eternity OR

B) Would you rather go through with a shit no-deal Brexit that takes fifteen years to achieve?

[TheRealGussieFinkNottle]

Aaand my question (sorry!):

Would you rather have fingers covered in Cheetos dust for the rest of your life OR a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your throat for the rest of your life?

[MrsOverTheRoad]

Cheetos!

WYR have an eyelash permanently in your eye or a constant hangnail?

[crumpledwand]

Mrs that's evil! Ha! Id rather have an eyelash in my eye.

Would you rather feel like you are constantly need to sneeze or forever have the dust from wotsits or cheetos on your fingers

[crumpledwand]

Damn someone had that lol

[crumpledwand]

Never speak again or you had to speak every thought that came in your mind no matter how intrusive it is

[Mustang27]

Never speak again I think some pretty weird shit I’d have none to talk to pretty quickly.

Snogs someone who picks their nose and eats it or never snog anatomy again.

[Mustang27]

No one*

[CoughLaughFart]

Say everything regardless. I'm too gobby to never speak again

Would you rather, on your 40th birthday, die suddenly but peacefully surrounded by your loved ones, or get on a one-way flight to Australia, never see them again, but live to be 90?

[Mustang27]

Any one* Christ pregnancy insomnia is not on my typing side tonight

[NancyDonahue]

40th Birthday.

Would you rather it be Spring or Autumn forever?

[sweetbitter]

Spring

Be a doctor or a lawyer?

[nonevernotever]

Dr.

Would you rather be on strictly as an amazing dancer condemned to wearing the worst sort of 1970s knitted garments or a beautifully dressed person with the coordination and grace of a scarecrow on speed

[Shockers]

Amazing and clad in knitwear!

WYR eat in a Michelin starred restaurant for every single meal for the rest of your life, or never eat at a restaurant again?

[CigarsofthePharoahs]

Michelin star restaurant every night please!

Would you rather have lovely hair that can be styled any way you like but is bright green or blonde hair that can only ever be put in a Princess Anne style bun?

[sweetbitter]

Blonde bun. I'd make it into a signature style ;-)

Would you rather get given a £1m London high spec penthouse or a £1m rural, sea-view chocolate box house?

[LloydColeandtheCoconuts]

Sea view choc box house.

WYR

Roll around naked in a room full of slugs or roll naked around a room of rats?

[NurseButtercup]

Eeeewwwww what a choice rats or slugs! Yuk, rat's bite so I'll have to go with slugs

Would you rather have no wrinkles on your face and look like you're 25 until you die. Or grow old gracefully with wrinkles, saggy skin etc?

[DSHathawayGivesMeFannyGallops]

25 til I die!

If you were not allowed to hide the problem Would you rather:

Lose your teeth permanently

Or

Lose your hair permanently

Sorry for such a bleak one, been watching body fixers!

[Allthebestnamesareused]

Teeth - you can get dentures!



would you rather :

(A) have to watch TOWIE on loop for a month

or

(B) Watch Real Housewives of everywhere on loop for a month?

[NancyDonahue]

Towie

Roaring log fire with hot chocolate or beautiful beach with a cocktail?

[Flippetydip]

Beautiful beach with a cocktail.

WYR never look at your mobile phone again or have to respond to a text, message, call or email every single time it came through regardless of what you were doing?

[MrsOverTheRoad]

Never look again

WYR have an orgasm everytime someone farts or wet yourself every time it rains?

[NurseButtercup]

Orgasm

Would you rather give up cheese for the rest of your life or give up meat

[ineedamoreadultieradult]

Give up cheese

Would you rather be able to go back to when you were 18 or age 30 years but have £100,000

[Flippetydip]

Go back to when I was 18.

WYR give up television or give up the internet.