Would you rather...?

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Anyone up for some Would You Rather...?

Rules below:

Each poster has to answer the scenario directly above them and to include a scenario of their own in their post.

I'll start:

A) Would you rather be able to stop Brexit but have Tony Blair as your Prime Minister for eternity OR

B) Would you rather go through with a shit no-deal Brexit that takes fifteen years to achieve?

@Allthebestusernamesareused, I said if you COULDN'T do anything to hide it

Television- I could watch on catch up on the internet .

WYR be a proficient equestrian, or motorcyclist?

Give up TV. (Total cheat as I don't really watch anyway )

Would you rather a)accidentally sneeze- fart loudly in a lift full of strangers or b) Trip up and land in a heap in a busy public place (No injury just bruised ego!)

I have done both, more than once actually!
I would sneeze - fart in the lift.

Would you rather have to hop everywhere or skip everywhere?

I would (much) rather be a proficient equestrian (in answer to the above question) and I would rather skip everywhere. (Cheating I answered two questions).

Would you rather never be able to read again or never able to write again?

Never write. I'd better install some dictation software.

WYR do the school run on a moped or on a farm tractor ?

On a moped.

Would you rather give up sex forever or shag Jeremy Corbyn once?

Definite shag JC!

WYR poke out an eye or cut off a hand?

Poke out an eye, (although struggling I think I would poke out both eyes if I had to shag JC ).

Would you rather run 10 miles every day or give up cake?

Give up cake.

WYR change your job or your home every month for the next 5 years?

Would you rather :-

Be married to Donald Trump OR

Have to eat the same meal everyday for the rest of your natural life.

Same meal

Would you rather eat 1 kg of goats cheese or 1 kg peanut butter ?
(one's my food heaven, one's my food hell).

They're both my food heaven! But I'm gonna say goats cheese as I think he sticky texture of peanut butter would make it hard to eat a kilo of it on its own.

Free season ticket for football or for opera?

Opera! I find d football rather dull.

Would you rather have foot long nose hair or have to have it tweezered daily?

Opera.

WYR always have to communicate in song or be mute for the rest of your life?

Communicate in song

Wyr only eat things that are too sweet for the rest of your life or things that are salty?

Too salty!

WYR have £1 million, or 3 wishes (but you can't wish for money)

£1m and use it to fulfil my realistic wishes.

WYR be permanent too hot or too cold (clothing choices won’t make a difference)

Three wishes.

Oh, and I'd have my nose hair tweezered daily.

WYR spend a fortnight with Donald Trump or Chris Evans. No sex required.

Chris Evans

Have your body found in a pile of sex toys

Or

Have everyone you know see your internet browsing history

internet history. Mine is Very boring!

Would you rather lick a slug or kiss a rat.

Kiss a rat!

WYR spend the night in a haunted house, or in an abandoned mine?

Mine (and I have done)

WYR be permantly slim with no effort, or have perfect eyesight?

Haunted house

WYR Eat a maggot or a spider?

Perfect eyesight & eat a spider

WYR be Theresa May for a year or Donald Trump for a year?