Would you rather...?

[HelloPossums]

Anyone up for some Would You Rather...?

Rules below:

Each poster has to answer the scenario directly above them and to include a scenario of their own in their post.

I'll start:

A) Would you rather be able to stop Brexit but have Tony Blair as your Prime Minister for eternity OR

B) Would you rather go through with a shit no-deal Brexit that takes fifteen years to achieve?

[TheRealGussieFinkNottle]

Jeremy Corbyn.

Would you rather live forever or be a millionaire?

[allegretto]

Be a millionaire - living forever would be a nightmare!
Woukd you rather people thought you were mean or nosey?

[RangeTesKopeks]

Nosey.

Would you rather be in a job with a six-figure salary that you absolutely hated and had to do for the rest of your life OR be in a job you really loved that paid a modest salary?

[TheRealGussieFinkNottle]

A job I love with a modest salary.

Would you rather have loads of regrets, but:
Only regret what you have done
Only regret what you haven't done

[MaidOfStars]

Regret what I have done.

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or one hundred duck-sized horses?

(My favourite WYR ever)

[EverythingEverywhere1234]

One hundred duck sized horses. Easy to topple over!

Would you rather go to jail for 4 years for something you didn’t do or get away with something horrible you did but always live in fear of being caught?

[TheRealGussieFinkNottle]

Ooooh tricky Everything.

Probably go to jail for 4 years for something I didn't do.

Would you rather always have to say everything that's on your mind or never be able to speak again? (Had a little help from BuzzFeed there )

[safariboot]

Never speak again. The former would get me into so much trouble.

WYR get a pay rise but no promotion, or a promotion but no pay rise?

[snotato]

Pay rise.

Wyr eat chocolate that tastes of pop,or poo that tastes of chocolate.

[snotato]

*poo Not pop.

[RubaDubMum89]

Poo that tastes of chocolate!

WYR punch your granny and get a fortune or kick DP in the goolies (with no consequences) and get nothing?

[MaidOfStars]

Kick my husband. I can't imagine punching a grandmother (not just mine).

Hmm, this obviously means I can easily imagine kicking my husband in the bollocks

WYR:
Drink a mouthful of a stranger's spit or a mouthful of their urine?

[CigarsofthePharoahs]

Urine. Then promptly be sick.

Would you rather have the the ability to navigate by sonar (but also have the vision of a bat) or be able to see far into the ultra violet but never hear anything properly?

[AlkaSeltzing]

The latter.

Would you rather have a seagulls beak instead of a nose or sharks eyes?

[yawning801]

Shark eyes!

Would you rather have one cold for two years and have no colds ever again, or normal colds for the rest of your life?

[LuckyAmy1986]

Normal colds definitely! 2 years is far too long to feel grotty constantly.

Wyr

Play frustration over and over with your family for 24 hours
Or
Play naked twister once with Justin Fletcher aka Mr Tumble

[hollie11]

Play frustration over and over with your family for 24 hours.....Mr tumble.....just no.

Wyr

Eat one of the hottest chillies in the world (without a drink) or a maggot?

[hollie11]

A live maggot (wriggling around)

[chockaholic72]

A maggot. Swallowed, not chewed.

Wyr have:

Pubic hair on your head or
A massive bum chin

[mnxnt42]

Pubic hair on my head (and wear a wig)

Wyr

Be afraid of the colour red or rub butter on a stranger’s feet?

[Blahblahblahhhhhhh]

Butter in someone's feet.

Would you rather never have sex again
Or have a partner that required it 5 times a day.

[Lovewineandchocs]

Rub butter on a stranger’s feet (I love red)

Wyr
Have milk chocolate and white wine or dark chocolate and red wine (if you could only have one option, for the rest of your life?)

[iklboo]

Dark chocolate & red wine forever

WYR:

Walk barefoot in the dark knowing your cat’s been sick somewhere

Walk in a well lit room full of slugs

[safariboot]

Slugs

WYR be hit by Furnunculus or the Densaugeo, the jinxes from Harry Potter.

[maddening]

Well lit room full of slugs

Hooves or claws instead of hands?