Would you rather...?

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Anyone up for some Would You Rather...?

Rules below:

Each poster has to answer the scenario directly above them and to include a scenario of their own in their post.

I'll start:

A) Would you rather be able to stop Brexit but have Tony Blair as your Prime Minister for eternity OR

B) Would you rather go through with a shit no-deal Brexit that takes fifteen years to achieve?

Trump

Would you rather never go on holiday again or drive an old banger for the rest of your life?

Drive the banger!

Would you rather go on holiday twice a year to surprise destinations, or as often as you like to the same place (of your choosing)- for the rest of your life.

2 holidays a year sounds ample so I will go with the surprise.

Drop a hammer on your own foot or a stranger's?

2 holidays a year sounds ample so I will go with the surprise.

Drop a hammer on your own foot or a stranger's?

On a strangers (as gently as possible)

Lose your hair or
Lose your teeth?

Lose my hair and wear a wig.

WYR never again be able to watch TV or shows/films of any kind OR never again be able to use the internet?

Never be able to use the internet again.

Would you rather only eat porridge for the rest of your life or only be able to watch Neighbours and nothing else on TV for the rest of your life?

Never be able to use the internet again.

Would you rather only eat porridge for the rest of your life or only be able to watch Neighbours and nothing else on TV for the rest of your life?

Porridge.
Would you rather be able to fly or swim unlimited distances

Fly! I can already swim (a bit) but I can't fly at all...

Would you rather be forced to only speak English for the rest of your life, or never speak English again?

Only speak English, it’d be sad but I live in an English speaking country and most people here only speak English !
Would you rather never be able to have a pet or never have a baby?

Never to be able to have a baby

Would you rather be able to paint like Picasso or sing like Susan Boyle?

Sing for sure :)

Would you rather Live in england and never be able to leave.

Or live anywhere else in the world, but never be able to come back to England

Live in England

Live on Emmerdale Farm or on Coronation Street

Corrie

Would you rather eat a fly a day or every time it rains, your hands turn into cloth?