Would you rather...?

[HelloPossums]

Anyone up for some Would You Rather...?

Rules below:

Each poster has to answer the scenario directly above them and to include a scenario of their own in their post.

I'll start:

A) Would you rather be able to stop Brexit but have Tony Blair as your Prime Minister for eternity OR

B) Would you rather go through with a shit no-deal Brexit that takes fifteen years to achieve?

[VioletCharlotte]

Receive 100k per year for the rest of the life and lose all your friends.

OR

Live in minimum wage for the rest of your life but keep your friends.

[VioletCharlotte]

Sorry didn't answer the question - claws!

[MrsOverTheRoad]

100k please!

Would you rather never be able to taste chocolate or have small teeth in the palms of your hands?

[OytheBumbler]

Never be able to taste chocolate.

WYR

Be an elephant or a monkey?

[TheRealGussieFinkNottle]

Never be able to taste chocolate.

WYR be forced to wear wet socks and shoes for the rest of your life or only be allowed to wash your hair once a month?

[TheRealGussieFinkNottle]

Whooops cross post - sorry! be an elephant.

[Nunyabusiness]

Wash my hair once a month

Would you rather have an eyeball on the end of your finger or an ear on your elbow?

[ineedamoreadultieradult]

Ear on my elbow.

Would you rather eat your own snot or drink your own wee?

[AtSea1979]

🤢 drink wee...so long as it's still a bit warm and I can add milk and sugar and convince myself it's tea.

Would you rather lie on a beach in the carribean sipping cocktails or got trekking in the Himalayas

[dolphinbbq]

Beach in the Caribbean

Would you rather have a mane like a lion or have hooves like a horse?

[Calvinlookingforhobbs]

Mines a cosmopolitan please! Beach for me!

Would you rather be stunningly beautiful and have average intelligence or incredibly intelligent and have average looks?

[WhyDidIEatThat]

Drink own wee 🍸

Would you rather swim twenty lengths, freestyle, of a pool filled with diarrhoea and used tampons

Or

Lick inside the crusty inflamed skin folds and all under the pannus of a super mega morbidly obese person who hasn’t washed for a long long time?

[Mulch]

Mane like a lion sounds lovely

Wear the same underwear forever and shower whenever you want

Or

Never be able to shower but can change your underwear whenever you want

[WhyDidIEatThat]

Oh average looks, maybe I’ll type faster with some intelligence

[MadForlt]

Shower, I'll wash the underwear at the same time.

Would you rather have no Internet or no social life?

[TheRealGussieFinkNottle]

No Internet.

WRT marry someone incredibly handsome who was boring as fuck or someone with average looks who made you howl with laughter?

[Ahardmanisgoodtofind]

No internet.
Would you rather be invisible for ever or have your life televised (Truman show style) for 3 years?

[Ahardmanisgoodtofind]

X post funny man every time

[BikeRunSki]

Invisible

Would you rather live in a tent in a fabulous location, or a house in a run down street forever?

[Whiterabbitears]

House in a run down street!

If you absolutely had to shag one, Trump or Boris Johnson?

[SantasLittleMonkeyButler]

House in a run down street. I don’t do tents!

WYR never go to bed again or go to bed & never be able to leave it again.

[SantasLittleMonkeyButler]

X-posts! Boris - if someone had a gun to my head!

[CoughLaughFart]

Never go to bed again.

Have one tit five times bigger than the other or have six noses?

[boredofmyoldname]

Have one tit 5x bigger than the other, chicken fillets can work wonders :o

Would you rather choose and eat one food or a variety of foods that you don't like for the rest of your life?

[AngeloMysterioso]

One food I like!

WYR never hear music of any kind ever again, or never be able to stop hearing it?