Would you rather...?

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Anyone up for some Would You Rather...?

Rules below:

Each poster has to answer the scenario directly above them and to include a scenario of their own in their post.

I'll start:

A) Would you rather be able to stop Brexit but have Tony Blair as your Prime Minister for eternity OR

B) Would you rather go through with a shit no-deal Brexit that takes fifteen years to achieve?

Receive 100k per year for the rest of the life and lose all your friends.

OR

Live in minimum wage for the rest of your life but keep your friends.

Sorry didn't answer the question - claws!

100k please!

Would you rather never be able to taste chocolate or have small teeth in the palms of your hands?

Never be able to taste chocolate.

WYR

Be an elephant or a monkey?

Never be able to taste chocolate.

WYR be forced to wear wet socks and shoes for the rest of your life or only be allowed to wash your hair once a month?

Whooops cross post - sorry! be an elephant.

Wash my hair once a month

Would you rather have an eyeball on the end of your finger or an ear on your elbow?

Ear on my elbow.

Would you rather eat your own snot or drink your own wee?

🤢 drink wee...so long as it's still a bit warm and I can add milk and sugar and convince myself it's tea.

Would you rather lie on a beach in the carribean sipping cocktails or got trekking in the Himalayas

Beach in the Caribbean

Would you rather have a mane like a lion or have hooves like a horse?

Mines a cosmopolitan please! Beach for me!

Would you rather be stunningly beautiful and have average intelligence or incredibly intelligent and have average looks?

Drink own wee 🍸

Would you rather swim twenty lengths, freestyle, of a pool filled with diarrhoea and used tampons

Or

Lick inside the crusty inflamed skin folds and all under the pannus of a super mega morbidly obese person who hasn’t washed for a long long time?

Mane like a lion sounds lovely

Wear the same underwear forever and shower whenever you want

Or

Never be able to shower but can change your underwear whenever you want

Oh average looks, maybe I’ll type faster with some intelligence

Shower, I'll wash the underwear at the same time.

Would you rather have no Internet or no social life?

No Internet.

WRT marry someone incredibly handsome who was boring as fuck or someone with average looks who made you howl with laughter?

No internet.
Would you rather be invisible for ever or have your life televised (Truman show style) for 3 years?

X post funny man every time

Invisible

Would you rather live in a tent in a fabulous location, or a house in a run down street forever?

House in a run down street!

If you absolutely had to shag one, Trump or Boris Johnson?

House in a run down street. I don’t do tents!

WYR never go to bed again or go to bed & never be able to leave it again.

X-posts! Boris - if someone had a gun to my head!

Never go to bed again.

Have one tit five times bigger than the other or have six noses?

Have one tit 5x bigger than the other, chicken fillets can work wonders :o

Would you rather choose and eat one food or a variety of foods that you don't like for the rest of your life?

One food I like!

WYR never hear music of any kind ever again, or never be able to stop hearing it?