Would you rather...?

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Anyone up for some Would You Rather...?

Rules below:

Each poster has to answer the scenario directly above them and to include a scenario of their own in their post.

I'll start:

A) Would you rather be able to stop Brexit but have Tony Blair as your Prime Minister for eternity OR

B) Would you rather go through with a shit no-deal Brexit that takes fifteen years to achieve?

One food I chose forever.

Be in constant pain in a minor way, or have infrequent but horrific attacks of pain?

Sorry, cross-post.

Never stop hearing music.

Same question as above.

I'm in constant minor pain being pregnant anyway atm so I'd go for that.. And have really low pain tolerance anyway.

1)have fresh clean sheets all day everyday but they're scratchy and totally don't match anything
2) soft sheets but they've never been cleaned

Trump To go
Round the world, yacht or motorboat?

Ignore, I lost a page...Orr 6...

Scratchy sheets! I'd get a onesie for every season!

WYR

Have 25 cats that are lovely (but still make all the mess associated with cats - fur, sick, scratching furniture etc)

Or

Have one horrific dog that must live in the house with you, able to roam around rooms, but bites you and shits everywhere no matter how much you train it?

Lovely cats 🐱

Be forced to continue living (platonically) with your ex-spouse, or have a spouse you adore but never be allowed to live together?

Adore but not live together.

Would you rather have a wheel instead of a leg, or a grabber for an arm?

Wheel instead of a leg

Win £10 million or marry Tom Hardy and live happily ever after?

£10 million definitely - I don't get the fuss over Tom Hardy!

Would you rather give Donald Trump a massage every day for a year - or have sex with him just the once?

Ugh... is death an option?

Massage every day for a year

Would you rather for eternity have to lap up all your drinks like a dog or eat all your food without utensils

Food.

Would you rather spread butter with a ruler or draw lines with a knife?

Butter with a ruler.

Walk down the street naked or lick a public toilet seat?

Lick the seat,

Poor with lots of friends or rich and lonely?

Rich and lonely.

Suck off a horse or lick a tramp clean?

These aren’t mine but I love them:

Would you rather have a hand made out of ham or an armpit that dispenses suncream?

Would you rather have a tit that dispenses talcum powder or a finger that could travel through time?

Oops didn’t answer the last one. Lick a tramp clean! voms

Travelling finger!
WYR smell like eggs when you burp or have a green cloud appear when you fart?

Eggs.

WYR have ten grand or grow up in the world of Happy Days?

Armpit dispensing suncream.

WYR sleep on the floor for the rest of your life or share a king sized bed with your mother for the rest of your life?

Sleep on the floor

WYR have a small amount of chocolate, or a big bowl of fruit salad?

Fruit salad.

Would you rather be able to travel 100 years into the future or the past?

Future.

WYR be mute or have sweary Tourette's?

Sweary Tourette’s

Sweary Tourette’s
Would you like to live in a hot country or a cold one ?