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AIBU?

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Aibu stingy man?

347 replies

Kellyohojn · 06/10/2017 21:50

Had about 10 dates with him.
Paid for myself on each date (which is fine by me)
Tomorrow night he has invited me to his for a Mexican themed night (just me and him)
He said he is making some tacos and I said il bring some starters /wedges/dips,and a few little ready made cocktails.
He said he will buy some tequila for margaritas..then says shall we go halfs on the cost of the margarita ingredients?
I'm sorry but I think that's stingy?
Aibu?

OP posts:
orangewasp · 07/10/2017 20:58

Could you please pass my number onto him. I like a nice bit of mince and a floppy dick. I think I could be in with a chance
Grin Just splurted coffee over my keyboard
This thread is hilarious.

Frankie2015 · 07/10/2017 20:59

Oh god this poor guy doesn’t have a clue!! Lol definitely ditch is the right thing to do even a penny pincher would treat a lady to some mince 😂

ItsAHardKn0ckLife1 · 07/10/2017 21:42

yoko that is genius.

MrsWineasaurus · 07/10/2017 21:58

Omg some of these comments are hilarious, glad you got rid OP, lucky escape by the sounds of it!

lookingbeyond40 · 07/10/2017 22:46

I'm still crying tears of mirth at freeze the mince

Giggles for days now!!

QuackPorridgeBacon · 07/10/2017 22:53
Hmm
Protectingmydaughterfromfilth · 07/10/2017 23:24

Give it to him one coin at a time

Protectingmydaughterfromfilth · 07/10/2017 23:27

Hang on, he's a council housing officer that lives in a Council house yet owns a property in Bulgaria???? FRAUD!!!!!!

coraliss · 07/10/2017 23:41

That’s almost laughable. Excessive stinginess like that is a massive turn off for me! He’ll be asking you to contribute to the nights electric bill next! Ugh .... run 🏃

LucieLucie · 07/10/2017 23:44

Oh dear, @Kellyohojn what are you doing this evening?...you haven’t been back to this thread!!

You’re seriously kidding us if you’ve gone over there for some cheap mince and floppy cock!? 🌾

expatinscotland · 07/10/2017 23:55

'You’re seriously kidding us if you’ve gone over there for some cheap mince and floppy cock!? 🌾'

And paid the fucker for it.

MakeUpGeekk · 07/10/2017 23:57

You lot are soo funny! This thread has made my night, his replies ffs😂

Poisongirl81 · 08/10/2017 09:12

You should have said you were going again then not. He would have defrosted the mince.

I don't believe you can double freeze mince twice.

Motoko · 08/10/2017 09:49

Poisongirl, it sounded like the mince was fresh, not frozen, that's why he could freeze it.

NancyDonahue · 08/10/2017 09:55

I do not really feel a bit sorry for the poor bloke. I am imagining him as Mr Bean, putting marmite on twigs and stealing nuts from bird feeders Grin

userinterface34 · 08/10/2017 10:02

Cruel to be kind and all that! Tell him he's such a turn off and tell him why!

LoniceraJaponica · 08/10/2017 10:54

You can refreeze it if you cook it first though.

Lorddenning1 · 09/10/2017 21:08

Any update on this OP?

Hortonlovesahoo · 09/10/2017 21:27

Here's hoping the OP is enjoying her pizza and is now sans stingy man.

Madreputa · 09/10/2017 21:29

Horrible, stingy man. Get away from him. These kind of people just get worse further down the line.

NancyDonahue · 10/10/2017 18:50

Come back an update us op Smile

missiondecision · 10/10/2017 19:04

What’s going to happen at the end of the night?
Will you take half tequila home?? It’s yours after all.... assuming you actually go!

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