Just fuck off

[Funko]

I am not being unreasonable!

Everyone can literally fuck the fuck off today. Fuck your attitude, fuck your mistakes, fuck your technology and fuck your excuses.

JUST. FUCK. OFF.

And breathe.

I just needed to vent. I am soooo angry.

Feel free to add more rants into the ether.

meringue are you going to call the fucking fire bastards? Might improve your day, somewhat, in addition to releasing your son from the bathroom...

Yoko he's out. Fucking stupid house.

Can I join? With a FUCKING FUCK OFF to:

Toddler getting me up multiple times in the night then up for the day at 4:30
DH coming down at 6 to find me dozing on the sofa with aforementioned toddler and WAKING ME UP BY LOOKING AT ME then OFFERING ME A COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the worst....NOT HAVING ANY FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!!!

It's morning here so I've got a WHOLE DAY OF PARENTING to get through before I can have some wine. This thread has reminded me to put it in the fridge though, so all is not lost.

The bus driver who didn’t let me off at my stop (should have seen the stop light on dashboard). The company that hasn’t fixed the bell so he could hear it can fuck off.

My bloody depression and my cold can fuck off as well.

I need this

My feelings today...

Lmao!

In devastating news... I’m on my last freezer beer.

And it’s fucking Tuesday in a few short bastard hours. Wankstain week

Fuck DH who has a PA dig at me on my phone and DD on the tablet and dresses it up as a joke, then fails to understand that I can't go to bed until DD does.

I have been on my feet all fucking day, I have answered 70 fucking million inane questions, all my cats seem to have thrown up fucking bastard hairballs at the same fucking time, the toddler likes to welcome the fucking dawn before the fucking birds are awake, the fucking dog seems to think there is someone outside when the wind rattles the door knocker, and the fucking husband appears to believe that this house and our life runs on fucking fairy labour. Can't possibly be exhausted fucking me, can it?! And no I don't fancy a shag. You can fuck all the way off.

I am off to bed.

All I've pictured is Malcolm Tucker having a fit and it's been hilarious thank you all

I would tell you about my successful diet - but its not fucking working. AND I've exercised EVERY Fucking day for over a month I might just go and grab a beer and a crisp buttie

I too have found my fucking people.

nofucks that is really really shitty of the school. I'm so sorry to hear that. The cunting bastards should keep their nose out from where it doesn't belong. How fucking dare they judge you and your home. Hope your HV is supportive mine is a shitebucket of ignorance .

Today my colleague can fuck off with his tantrum. What a shiting manchild throwing his toys out the pram. If they wanted a back of the fag packet job from me they should have known better. I do my fucking job properly. That's what you pay me for, knobhead.

As you were.

Thank you nelly. My hv is lovey luckily and said she has no concerns but I'm so upset and angry that it's keeping me awake. How dare she lie about me not staying and if she was that concerned she would have talked to me and offered support. I don't believe at all that this has come from a caring place.

I want a fucking walnut whip now! I started a new course this week and my lecturer can fuck off talking to me like I’m 12. I’m 48 and she was fucking horrible so she can fuck off and so can the rest of this week!

Can we make this thread permanent please?

DD woke me up at 3am because she needed a tissue. There's a fucking box of fucking tissues right next to your fucking bed!!!! But she's only 3 so I didn't say that obviously....just muttered it under my breath on leaving the room once I'd calmly and lovingly handed her a tissue.

Fuck me I'm tired.

Well a big hi-diddly-fucking-hello! Wish had found this last night rather than going to bed seething with rage at my fanny of a colleague 'oh I ALWAYS get my own way' who has had a full blown tantrum as she wants the off duty that I have booked months ago and I am not able to swap. Apparently I should cancel my plans as she really really wants this last minute holiday!

I love this!!! I am now sitting on my toddler's bed willing him to go to sleep and swearing under my breath. DH is working a late but the way this is going he will be home before I escape anyway. I am going to BEG him (via WhatsApp) to go and get me some ice cream!

JUST FUCKING GO TO SLEEP!!!!AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH

Tag der deutschen Einheit can fuck right off. And also the fact that it is absolutely pissing it down with rain so we're going to be stuck in the house all day and then times that by the fact that DD1 woke up at arse o'clock on the one day this week she doesn't have to be up early and in so doing, also woke up DD2 who will now be a mess by about half 6 because she got up too early.

Except the guinea-pig: she's not being any bother at all.

Bless!

Apparently I should cancel my plans as she really really wants this last minute holiday!

Ahh! We have one of those! If she does not get her own way on dates, she is mysteriously ill on those dates. (Not) funny, that....

Tuesday can go fuck itself too. I’m sure I’ll be back for more spewing of vile language later. Ive been at work 2 hours ffs.

I hate people. People can fuck off.

DS2 can fuck right off. I told him, you can cry, but you can't have a tantrum. Which made him angrier. The HT even came out and told him off! He's now getting up 1.25 hours early tomorrow so we don't have to run to school.