Just fuck off

[Funko]

I am not being unreasonable!

Everyone can literally fuck the fuck off today. Fuck your attitude, fuck your mistakes, fuck your technology and fuck your excuses.

JUST. FUCK. OFF.

And breathe.

I just needed to vent. I am soooo angry.

Feel free to add more rants into the ether.

I know im late but can i add my two fucks worth?
Fucking bastard worst excuse of a birthday EVER on sunday.dd2 and her fucking teenage attitude can go to hell herman on a handcart....dp complaining about fucking crap thats of no concern or interest to me.depression thats fucking me over and then some with brass knobs and a huge cunting cherry on top of all the icing...usual monday dodge the bastard bins littered every fucking where and pissing down with rain.cat jumps on clean bed muddy feet.dc all have colds(and i know i will sucumb).
Today was amazing..and then i got up.to all those on mn with fucking attitude...i salute listeningfor listening.As you were.

And especially to my bastard fucking phone for lying about what i type
Thanks for listening.as you were

Everyone with food can fuck right off (had jaw surgery haven't ate anything solid for two fucking weeks) being asked to hold a plate of pizza arghh Make food for others arghh fuck offf you eating people. Am hungry sick of milkshakes and smoothies I just want chips cheese nuggets steak pizza.. Can't even drink wine because of medication

Fuck off estate agents. Fuck off all of my corpse from the waist down. Fuck off screamy kids. All of you. Off you fuck.

Fuck my 3rd degree tear and the out of nowhere fucking turtle heading that comes with it.
Fuck the doctor that told me it’s normal.
Fuck the fact that I have to avoid fucking delicious stodgy food in order to save my arse. I fucking miss pizza- that can fuck right off.

Just wanted to bitch about all the cunts who sit right behind you on a fucking empty train. Twatosauruses!

Alabaster I want that pen! Not for work, but for a study program I have to attend in blocks over the next 3 years in order to advance at work, where it appears a group of competent adults have to interact with one another as if we were all cbeebies presenters on camera for 8 hour stretches I signed up to be taught, to study and do assignments and exams, not compulsory fake fun and camaraderie FFS

this was me yesterday

Had my contraceptive implant removed yesterday - it took 50minutes, two deep holes, 2 injections and I needed a stitch. I have to go back for a wound care appt because it’s that bad so now my arm is bandaged to hell, in a sling because I can’t straighten it and I’m trying to do ducking laundry and take the fucking bins out with one ducking arm.
Annoyingnly, the nurse who did it was the sweetest, nicest nurse I ever had so I can’t even get mad at her because it’s not her fault 😡 but damn, my arm fucking hurts.

I also want to apply for a job advertisement I’ve seen but I keep putting it off because I’m scared of being rejected again.

evil little smiley potato starchful twats

I am crying at this by which I mean smirking because today can still fuck off.

Fuck FUCK FUCK Computer Bastard!

Agree everyone with food can fuck off . Iv done nothing but spew for 2 days . I'm starving but Itl just end up in the toilet

So many aspects of my work can just fuck off.

And the silly bloody cow who parks her car right on the corner of a junction every day on the school run, she knows what she can do...

Mary Poppins can Fuck right off with her 'in every job that must be done, there is an element of fun' fuckwittery.

Clearing up cat puke, on a floor with underfloor heating so it's dried to fucking concrete, you stupid fucking Fuck. Where's the fun in that?

Piss of with your fucking singing bird. Not a real Disney heroine anyway. Fucking bird didn't help you with your tidying, did it? Fucking bird brained singing twit.

I'm in the Tuesday world can fuck off group! Cancelled appointment for one child, phone call to collect the other poorly and DH working late after my late night last night and my next one tomorrow.

I do have fat coke, ice cream and double choc muffins, but that requires the small to go to sleep which is hours away yet!

24 weeks pregnant. Husband I'll under going tests... step MIL is being all competitive over who is the most ill 'well I am borderline diabetic and I have arthritis'.

Who the fuck fucking cares you stupid cow... fuck off

I realise I sound fucking awful, but her reaction to being told dh had an emergency blood transfusion and two intravenous drips of iron in the last week was met with 'well I have to take 100mg of iron every day'....

It's not a competition!!!!!

Sick child now arghhhh

Fuck people, people are fucking awful, apart from the few people I actually CHOOSE to spend time with. I will welcome the day when I can live in a nice house with a nice garden in the middle of fucking nowhere with no fucking neighbours and our only company is the local fucking vermin.

@yorkshapudding you don't work in libraries do you?? That sounds a lot like an old manager of mine if you throw in a handful of crazy paranoid fucking bitch....

I can fuck right off too. Why didn’t I have the foresight that this entire week was gonna be the shit fuck from hell and learn my lesson and pre fill the fridge with beer.

No no. Not me and my optimism that I wouldn’t want to drown myself in beer when I got home (again).

I’m eyeballing the freezer again to do its job on super cooking.

Warm beers for all you Tuesday Club Wankers 🍺

Super fucking cooling. Not cooking. Twat phone. Which can also fuck right off.

can I join you??? I'm so fucking fed up and furious!!!!!

Fuck off and when you get there fuck off a bit more and then FUCK OFF.