Just fuck off

[Funko]

I am not being unreasonable!

Everyone can literally fuck the fuck off today. Fuck your attitude, fuck your mistakes, fuck your technology and fuck your excuses.

JUST. FUCK. OFF.

And breathe.

I just needed to vent. I am soooo angry.

Feel free to add more rants into the ether.

breathless hello hello sorry I thought I might have missed the FUCK OFF YOU GIGANTIC FUCKSTICK party but it seems that most of you are still here

Back pain can fuck off, work can fuck off, striking train drivers can fuck off soooo fucking much I hope they can never fucking find their way back again. Everything just needs a massive fucking poke in the eye today.

Was going to start a thread entitled ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH but this one suffices- thank you OP.
FUCK YOU FUCKING UGLY PRICK. Stop listening to that twat in your ear who is making you no money and trying to shift the blame from him fucking self and realise I am doing a fucking good job actually you fucking motherfucker. It might be your business but that does not give you the excuse to pick on people you balding CUNT.

Oh Ladies, you have cheered me up. I've had a really bad day at work - felt like walking out at one point. And listening to you all say what I wanted to say has made me feel so much better. I have an image of you all ranting on here whilst in real life being 'oh so genteel!' Thank you.

Yabu, but give me a week and I will think you are perfectly reasonable and will be joining you in the chants of fuck off...

in the mean time

take your pick, or all of them.

actually come to think of it there was also a fuck off moment yesterday...

May I recommend something from this shop for us all? fuck off items

Work can fuck the fuck off. So can the toddler who wants my tea but won't eat hers. ITS THE FUCKING SAME. Sick of sharing fucking food, sick of today.

The soundtrack for today / this thread:
(Spoiler: Heavy metal. Sole lyric is the word 'fuck'. It is a greatly satisfying song).

Watching this has lightened my mood and it has fuck in the chorus so works well for this thread, I think.

Oh well if we’re doing cheery mcfucking cheery songs now...

Fucking fuck off all the fucking teenagers who gather outside on the tiny fuckng square of grass and fucking scream & fucking shout & fucking detail their sex lives (all too fucking young 13-15) and just do my fucking head in. It's a 'leafy green' village and I'm this close to telling their parents every fucking detail. I would have 'some' sympathy if there wasn't a HUGE fucking park 200 yards down the fucking road.

Argghhhhhh

Funko

@funko hun - a smile only uses three muscles, but a frown uses 128!

And I hadn't smiled all day before I read this thread, so cheers biatch

Cunting Monday early starts having to make eighteen rounds of sandwiches and ninety breakfasts for everyone, leaving me with no time or energy to have anything but an entire pombear multipack for breakfast, evil little smiley potato starchful twats. Which had the audacity to leave my blood sugar so low I wasted my five precious free hours binge watching some shit artist of an itv rape drama which didn't even have the decency to save its denouement til the last episode. Cunt the fuck off, you godforsaken bastard of a day 😔

Yoga instructor told me to tap into my inner smile. Fuck off.

@splendidisolation what a smug good for yer health cow! She needs to work on her outer smile, first step being to get one's head out of one's arse

@funko and you haven't changed your name to fucko, yet?!

I just found out the school reported me to my health visitor because the house was cluttered when they came to do the home visit for Ds2 starting nursery. They also lied and said I didn't stay for his settling in session on the first day when I fucking well did despite the fact she didn't even tell me I had to until I was dropping him in.
Iv spent the last 4 hours sobbing and tidying instead of reading and doing homework with ds1.
I have pnd and when I was at my worst housework was a huge trigger for me so I would spend all my time tidying and barley do anything with the kids. It took my perinatal nurse a lot of persuading to get me to ease up on the housework and relax but now i feel like shit again. I have 3 kids plus dogs and we live in a 3 bed end of terrace of course it's going to be bloodily cluttered!
Oh good I'm crying again

Duckbill - that primark comment wouldnhave made me launch a large FUCKKKKOOOOFFFFFFFFFYYYOOOUUUCCCUUNNNTTTTTTYYYYSSSSLLLUUUTTTTPPPUUUSSSS I fucking love primark.

For us in the UK - www.pocketperfectdesigns.co.uk/ some fucking awesome sweary stuff... including pens some of which I shall be leaving on desks of the twats who have driven me round the fucking bend recently

"I am very fat at the moment and have had to eat two walnut whips to deal with the stress of today"

I have a good day but the above made me laugh!

Duckbilled - the primark thing was fucking rude. Grrrr to them.

Oh god and the new girl at work can really really really fuck off. I don't want to hear about your hair extensions luv and your nightmare dilemma about what to wear to Graduation. In fact any diet/style/shopping conversations shut the fuck up. And you can look down your nose at me all you want I will always be 8 years more experienced than you. Get a life and if you need to be bleating all the time try and be more witty and black humoured like the rest of us and you will fit in great the door is open.

I’ve found my people.

I couldn’t be fucking arsed BulletFox