Just fuck off

[Funko]

I am not being unreasonable!

Everyone can literally fuck the fuck off today. Fuck your attitude, fuck your mistakes, fuck your technology and fuck your excuses.

JUST. FUCK. OFF.

And breathe.

I just needed to vent. I am soooo angry.

Feel free to add more rants into the ether.

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Still alive luckily OP. It's just not what you need on a Monday morning really.

Yep. I'm not angry, but fed up and low.

There is a brilliant Australian gift site (innapropriate gift company I think it's called) which sums your mood up right up. It has brilliant mugs very very sweary mugs - most of which I would absolutely LOVE to take to work. They also have a pen which says 'if you don't shut the fuck up i'm going to stab you with this pen' which sums up 99% of my work meeting feelings very nicely.

I wish they sold them in the U.K.!!

Fucking hate windy days too.

Yup. Fuck work. Fuck DD who "just feels like baking" but won't fucking feel like washing fucking up. Fuck DP who is temporarily housebound (post-op) and is so fucking NEEDY! Fuck my ex-mil and her disapproval of everything I do, have ever done or will ever do. Fuck the cats who want to go in, no out, no in, no out. Fuck my aching fucking feet. Fuck my shitty bank balance and overdraft. Fuck everyone and everything. Except the guinea-pig: she's not being any bother at all.

Today’s the fucking wanks, I literally look like I’ve been in a bear fight. Pass me the fucking wine glass bottle

@LadyWire 😂😂😂

Fuck the NRA. Fuck Trump. Fuck the Catalan police.Fuck the news today. Fuck 2017.

Alabaster I have just looked up that gift company - love it! I think we need to email them en masse and get them to ship to the UK. Throw a few fucks in the email too 😂

I need this

God this thread is cathartic, reading your FUCK OFFs has properly cheered me up —sorry—

I just opened a bottle of and baked a

Can I join please.

Baby had flushed my new glasses down the toilet. 3 and 4 year old apparently stood observing but didn't tell me

4 year old then poured a whole bottle of hand soap down the sink and lied about it

Some twats over out back wall have decided to build (without planning permission) an extension right up to our boundary wall. The back wall is 10 foot high brick affair and our builder has said the digging so far as affected its footing. The council are being their usual unhelpful, toothless selves.

I am very fat at the moment and have had to eat two walnut whips to deal with the stress of today

The baby has decided that 5:00am is her new wake up time and that she will also get up in the middle of the night for good measure - for the last 4 nights so I am fucking exhausted

Look what I've found - I'm going to order in bulk, keeping a can in my bag at all times...

Yeah fuck today and its fucking FUCKNESS. It can go and fuck itself like the fuck it is.

I feel I have finally found my thread

It's been a twat of a day and I'm doing the cunting sober October thing.

Funko I love note pads. That would be my best one

Stupid fucking iPad!

"I am very fat at the moment and have had to eat two walnut whips to deal with the stress of today"

This fucking sentence was funny as fuck. There are tears of mirth in my fucking eyes!

Ooooooooooooo where do I buy that spray ??

Fuck off spray!! Yaaaaayyyy!!!
/spritzes with gay abandon/

Going to do some cunting yoga now to fucking clear my mind and shit

Actually this is quite cathartic

From the Fuck Off shop

Oh well, if we're ranting..

FUUUUUUUUCK!!!! Fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck!

Fuck you and your fucking 11pm on a Sunday night emails that make me want to bang my head against the fucking desk on Monday morning because they invariably make no fucking sense!!! Fuck your endless requests for meetings, so many pointless meetings, meetings about meetings and then more fucking meetings that you only want to have because you like the sound of your own fucking voice. How can you talk SO much and say abso-fucking-lutely nothing??? Just do your fucking job so I can get on with mine because I'm actually pretty fucking good at it when I don't have incompetent people interfering all the fucking time and I actually really like my job, it's just that people like your make it much more difficult than it needs to be because nobody EVER has the slightest fucking idea what you're talking about!!!! Aaaaaaarrrrrgh!!!!!!!!

That was good. I feel much better now.

Ooh. Is today like that day in January which is the saddest day of the year? Except 2nd October is Angry Fuckity Fuck Day?

@Heman Yes, we must inform the government so it is added to the official national calendar