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Just fuck off

278 replies

Funko · 02/10/2017 17:25

I am not being unreasonable!

Everyone can literally fuck the fuck off today. Fuck your attitude, fuck your mistakes, fuck your technology and fuck your excuses.

JUST. FUCK. OFF.

And breathe.

I just needed to vent. I am soooo angry.

Feel free to add more rants into the ether.

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Funko · 08/10/2017 21:45

I’ve been positively zen most of the weekend but I can feel the fucks starting up in anticipation of Monday 😣😭

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MyHeartIsInHavana · 09/10/2017 21:55

I'm so happy I found this thread.... I'm in an:

'Every fucker can just fuck the fuck off' mood.

I feel a sense of belonging.

Sodaface · 09/10/2017 21:58

Fuck off cunt who only met me for one hour, telling my manager I had a bad attitude. Leading to my probation being extended by a further 6 months, despite 6 months of “excellence achievements” FUCK OFF

ndo4000 · 10/10/2017 21:04

My day is the longest fucking day in the history of fucking days. I just want to sit the fuck down and someone to help me.... Sad

Needmorehands · 10/10/2017 21:14

I am SOO glad I found this thread!
You can fuck right off to the far side of fuck and then keep going a bit further you entitled bitch and your fucking hot chocolate and complaint letters about service when if it wasn't for entitled customers stopping staff doing their fucking jobs then maybe service would have been slightly quicker. And if you don't want to ask for the second side of the story then you can't refer to previous events. Fuccker!
Maybe 5 long days straight while trying to decide if I'm about to miscarry or not wasn't the best plan. Fucking twats!
Much fucking better, Thank you for listening ladies.

gingergenius · 10/10/2017 22:06

And this fucking recurring kidney infection can do one, because now my tutor will think I didn’t go in yesterday because she psyched me out. Even though she did a little bit. But she can still Fuck off. And so can everyone else.

AlkaSeltzing · 10/10/2017 22:19

Fuck off, as much as you can, as far as you can.
When you’ve finished fucking off, come back so you can fuck the fuck off again.
This to my work.

Funko · 10/10/2017 22:55

I’m so glad people are getting pleasure from this thread 😄

I’m here because of my email notification. I love it.

‘Just fuck off stop watching this thread’ 😂😂😂

Just fuck off
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FuckingFuckIt · 10/10/2017 23:54

Fuck off stupid fucking thudding noise from outside and fucking weird popping / scratchy sound from inside my duvet. It's hard enough to fall asleep at the best of times without these fucking annoying and weird noises.

And a massive fuck off to the ungrateful fucker who I've been helping massively every week for two years and who didn't so much as say thanks at the final event. You may be pissed off that you need to find another mug but the least you could do was say thanks. Fucker.

ARichVernacular · 11/10/2017 12:35

A big fuck off this morning to my childminder, of all people. Fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off FUCK OFFFFFFFFF.

I myself can also fuck off for losing my temper and having a school gate row, which was quite out of character and shows exactly how fucked off I am with everything and how much the world needs to just fucking fuck off.

Also fuck off cheery colleagues with your sympathy and niceness I AM TOO ANGRY RAAAARRRRGGGGHH.

Fucking hell, I need quarantine.

Ginkypig · 11/10/2017 13:09

I'm going to back to read this thread and feel less alone but before I do.

Today can fuck right off!

Iv just spent 2 hours on 2 buses in the pissing rain getting to an appointment Iv been waiting 6 months for only to get there (with less than 5 mins to spare) to be told "sorry ms Ginkypig you have the right time but your appointment is actually not today but on Friday"

So now I have to the whole thing again on Friday! Sad Angry

Fuckity fuck fuck

ARichVernacular · 11/10/2017 13:27

Oh, and fuck off people telling me to smile and random strangers being annoyed that I'm not cheery enough. Get in your own lift if it annoys you that much, you lazy fuckmunch.

Ginkypig · 11/10/2017 13:51

Oh and I should add that's 2 hours each fucking way, so 4 fucking hours!

QuackDuckQuack · 11/10/2017 17:41

This week can fuck off. I’m just totally fucked off.

ParadiseCity · 11/10/2017 17:44

I'm fucking with you, thread fuckers.

MycatsaPirate · 11/10/2017 17:54

I am in a fucking awful mood today.

DP made the mistake of telling me to calm down.

Oh how little he fucking knows about me sometimes!

Funko · 11/10/2017 17:58

I’m doing my own bastard head in with being so fucked off with every fucker. I’m such a miserable bastard! Because of everyone else gahhhh!!

Fuck shit bollocks

And I swear wayyyyyyy too fucking much is real life.

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QuackDuckQuack · 13/10/2017 12:49

And today can fuck right off too.

Lottie5mummy · 07/11/2017 22:43

I needed to restart this - everything can just fuck off this week. Fuck off people asking me to re-look at things we've already done and agreed MONTHS ago, weeks before it's needed, fuck off my little crying in pain because of this stupid bug that's going around (along with fuck off being woken up at 4am after worrying about stupid worn things until gone midnight) - just all fuck off and wake me up when it's all over!

Lottie5mummy · 07/11/2017 22:44

*little one

Devlinger · 24/11/2021 12:34

Now that's the kind of talk that just make s everyone as discussed as they can possibly be. How cool. 🤗.

ShinyMe · 24/11/2021 12:37

Periods and Ofsted can also fuck off.

percythewitch · 24/11/2021 13:51

Zombie threads from 2017 can just fuck off too.

slashlover · 24/11/2021 14:41

People who bump old posts for no reason can fuck off! @Devlinger

Opal8 · 24/11/2021 15:02

Ohhhhhhh
This is the thread for me today 🤬
Fucking fucking plumbers and shoddy work
Going to spend my weekend sorting out the mess they've caused
Argh